A Police Officer Steals Weed, Makes Pot Brownies, Gets Too High, Then Calls 911.

I wanted to post this yesterday, but my internet went down. Here it is anyway. By far the best line is when the 911 operator asks the cop how much weed he had and he says "I don't know we made brownies. And I think we're dead. Time is going by really, really, really, really slow". I don't care who you are, that's funny.