Grumpy Old Man's Locks of the Week

Ok folks, it's time for a new segment called "Grumpy Old Man's Locks of the Week" with our resident Grumpy Old Man, Jimmy Horne. Normally this segment will run on Friday, but for reasons explained below, you get it a little early.


Ok, so last night the Colonel goes 3-0.
Pittsburg + 2.5
Under 37.5
And a 2 team parlay.
Big profits for all.

So I am leaving town for the god forsaken land of Cajuns tomorrow early am and won’t be back until Saturday.

Here are 3 picks for this upcoming weekend, with a little analysis.


Thursday night it’s the Christians of TCU versus the Mormons of Utah .

Do you really think a Horned Frog can out pray a mormon? Believe me they cant, I dated a mormon……just once.
A home dog and some help from above end TCU’s chances of making a BCS game.
Utah wins this strait up, take the points to the bank here!

Alabama at LSU…
This line opened as Alabama a 2.5 point favorite, today (Tuesday) it is already up to 4.
Hmmmmm lets see LSU at home on Saturday getting 4 points against their former head coach, who they hate more than having to take a bath on Sundays and
dating girls they aren’t related to……
As much as my common disdain for the Tiggers……my money is closer than my heart.
Wait until Saturday to take the points in this, it may even go higher.

And in the pros –
Tennessee at Chicago
The Titans try to continue their undefeated run……it ends here today. That’s right, I know who is back for at the helm for the Bears.
And guess what, this will be the first time he can play without any pressure. Take Grossman and the 3 points.
The Tennessee offense will struggle here today and the Bears will win this game outright!