Merry Christmas!!

MY NEW GIRL ZOEY

CARL'S STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY OF THE WEEK

HARD AT WORK

HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING TO GET YOU IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT

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SAY HELLO TO THE NEW STARTING QB AT LSU

No, Jordan Jefferson did not graduate, transfer, or declare for the draft, he will just be holding a clipboard and wearing a baseball hat next year. Zach Mettenberger officially committed to the Tigers today ending the grueling experiment that was Jordan Jefferson. Mettenberger is 6'5 245 lbs with a rocket arm and as you can see some sweet ass chops. Mettenberger spent the last year at Butler CC in Kansas leading the Bears to a 13-12 loss in the NJCAA National Championship game. (Butler went for two on both of their TD's because apparently their kicker has a case of the "Boise State's") He finished the season passing for 2678 yards and 32 TD's with only 4 INT's. Mettenberger was kicked off the Georgia Football team after apparently grabbing the ass of some big time boosters daughter at a bar his freshman year. (Who hasn't done that? Apparently it's against the law) While at Georgia he was winning the spring QB battle with now starter Aaron Murray. That's saying alot considering how well Murray played this year. It sure wasn't his fault the Dawgs finished 6-6 as the defense was horrid. Anyway, we finally have a QB to get the ball to all the talent that Jefferson was wasting. If our defense is half as good next year as it was this year, this could be special. With that being said, if Miles starts Jefferson next year and plays two QB's I will denounce my status as a fan until he leaves. Write it down.