Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Orgeron to decide Thursday


Fresh off the news that LSU will name John Chavis as the new Defensive Coordinator, Tigerbait.com is reporting that Ed Orgeron will decide tomorrow whether to join the defensive staff at LSU or stay with the Saints. Reportedly, Orgeron has been offered a large salary by Miles to be defensive line coach, associate head coach and recruiting coordinator. All indications are that Orgeron will return to college football at LSU. I'll be the first to admit that I made more fun of Ole Miss when they hired him as head coach as anyone, but LSU is not hiring him as head coach. LSU will be getting a very good DL coach and the best recruiter in the country. Just look at the team Ole Miss fielded this year. No one can deny what O did for Ole Miss in the way of recruiting. Add this to the fact that LSU is already going to have the #1 recruiting class in the country this year and this could be scary for the rest of the SEC. I'll wait til tomorrow to get too excited as he is apparently "still deciding".

LSU lands Chavis

News broke yesterday that LSU has agreed to terms with former Tennessee defensive coordinator John Chavis to take over the same position for the Tigers. This is a huge pickup for the Tigers as Chavis consistently had top defenses at UT. LSU had a little luck go their way with "Fat Phil" getting canned. In no way was the defense a part of Phil losing his job as Chavis produced the #4 overall defense in the nation this year. Chavis is also well known for churning out NFL studs such as John Henderson, Albert Haynesworth, and current NFL Rookie of the Year Jerod Mayo to name a few.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Upcoming Bowl Schedule

We apologize for not putting this up sooner. I don't know what we were thinking. Obviously, we weren't. Anyway, here is the remaining bowl schedule for the rest of the best time of the year.


Motor City
Florida Atlantic vs. Central Michigan
DetroitFord Field
Dec. 26, 7:30
p.m.
ESPN


Meineke Car Care
West Virginia vs. North Carolina
Charlotte, N.C.Bank of America Stadium
Dec. 27, 1 p.m.
ESPN


Champs Sports
Wisconsin vs. Florida State
Orlando, Fla.Florida Citrus Bowl
Dec. 27, 4:30 p.m.
ESPN

Emerald
Miami (Fla.) vs. California
San FranciscoAT&T Park
Dec. 27, 8 p.m.
ESPN

Independence
Northern Illinois vs. Louisiana Tech
Shreveport, La.Independence Stadium
Dec. 28, 8:15 p.m.
ESPN

Papajohns.com
NC State vs. Rutgers
Birmingham, Ala.Legion Field
Dec. 29, 3 p.m.
ESPN

Valero Alamo
Missouri vs. Northwestern
San AntonioAlamodome
Dec. 29, 8 p.m.
ESPN

Roady's Humanitarian
Maryland vs. Nevada
Boise, IdahoBronco Stadium
Dec. 30, 4:30 p.m.
ESPN

Texas
Western Michigan vs. Rice
HoustonReliant Stadium
Dec. 30, 8 p.m.
NFL Network

Pacific Life Holiday
Oklahoma State vs. Oregon
San DiegoQualcomm Stadium
Dec. 30, 8 p.m.
ESPN

Bell Helicopter Armed Forces
Houston vs. Air Force
Fort Worth, TexasAmon G. Carter Stadium
Dec. 31, Noon
ESPN

Brut Sun
Oregon State vs. Pittsburgh
El Paso, TexasSun Bowl
Dec. 31, 2 p.m.
CBS

Gaylord Hotels Music City
Boston College vs. Vanderbilt
Nashville, Tenn.LP Field
Dec. 31, 3:30 p.m.
ESPN

Insight
Kansas vs. Minnesota
Tempe, Ariz.Sun Devil Stadium
Dec. 31, 5:30 p.m.
NFL Network

Chick-fil-A
LSU vs. Georgia Tech
AtlantaGeorgia Dome
Dec. 31, 7:30 p.m.
ESPN

Outback
South Carolina vs. Iowa
Tampa, Fla.Raymond James Stadium
Jan. 1, 2009, 11 a.m.
ESPN

Capital One
Georgia vs. Michigan State
Orlando, Fla.Florida Citrus Bowl
Jan. 1, 2009, 1 p.m.
ABC

Konica Minolta Gator
Nebraska vs. Clemson
Jacksonville, Fla.Jacksonville Municipal Stadium
Jan. 1, 2009, 1 p.m.
CBS

Rose Bowl Game Presented by Citi
Penn State vs. USC
Pasadena, Calif.Rose Bowl
Jan. 1, 2009, 4:30 p.m.
ABC

FedEx Orange
Cincinnati vs. Virginia Tech
MiamiDolphin Stadium
Jan. 1, 2009, 8:30 p.m.
FOX

AT&T Cotton
Ole Miss vs. Texas Tech
DallasCotton Bowl
Jan. 2, 2009, 2 p.m.
FOX

AutoZone Liberty
Kentucky vs. East Carolina
Memphis, Tenn.Liberty Bowl Memorial Stadium
Jan. 2, 2009, 5 p.m.
ESPN

Allstate Sugar
Utah vs. Alabama
New OrleansSuperdome
Jan. 2, 2009, 8 p.m.
FOX

International
Buffalo vs. Connecticut
TorontoRogers Centre
Jan. 3, 2009, Noon
ESPN2

Tostitos Fiesta
Ohio State vs. Texas
Glendale, Ariz.University of Phoenix Stadium
Jan. 5, 2009, 8 p.m.
FOX

GMAC
Ball State vs. Tulsa
Mobile, Ala.Ladd-Peebles Stadium
Jan. 6, 2009, 8 p.m.
ESPN

FedEx BCS National Championship Game
Florida vs. Oklahoma
MiamiDolphin Stadium
Jan. 8, 2009, 8 p.m.
FOX

Merry Christmas Everyone!!


The Intelligent Minds here at Crockett and MacArthur would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas. We look forward to seeing you all out over the next couple of days with you're new Christmas digs on. Stay safe out there.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

WELCOME ABOARD, MR. SHEPARD




Early graduate/enrollee and ESPN #1 ranked recruit in the country Russell Shepard filled out his financial aid paperwork and signed a letter of promise, which is the same thing as a letter of intent for early enrollees, at LSU yesterday and will start classes Jan 9th. Described by ESPN as "Pat White with an arm". The next 4 years should be fun to watch. Here are some stats.

2008: Completed 116 of 211 attempts (55-percent) for 1,843 yards, 20 touchdowns and four interceptions... Carried 257 times for 1,946 yards (7.6 average) and 28 touchdowns. Class 5A Offensive Player of the Year and first team all-state selection. Houston area offensive player of the year recognition. Committed during junior year. Reportedly holding 35 scholarship offers at time of commitment (Houston Chronicle). 2007: Passed for 794 yards and seven touchdowns. Rushed for 1,525 yards and 18 touchdowns.

Monday, December 22, 2008

HEY LES...



I'm happy to say that at least one of us won a fantasy football championship. My Jager Bombers took down Les Shanks #1 seed Ole Miss 08 by the close margin of 107-102 in the other league I'm in. I think I win $100 d0llars which is kind of convenient because I lost $102 on gambling over the weekend. Funny how some things just work out.

Championship Update


In a relatively close matchup between 'The Thunder Chickens' and 'The Steel Curtain', the Curtain has shut down the Chickens. I say relatively close because it was until DeAngelo Williams scored his second touchdown. After that, it was a blood bath. The Chicks got clobbered by 20 in the Title matchup. I have developed a strong hatred for the beforementioned Williams and the Carolina Panthers organization. Bitter? Hell yes I am bitter. The SOB put up 30+ points. On a side not congrats are in order to The Steel Curtain. Well played. As for my team, one can only imagine, what if? What if I had started my optimal lineup? What if I would have picked up that other running back instead of 'Dancing with the ones that brought me' to the Title game? What if Barber and Bush would have been healthy? What if? What if? On the flip side, the Steel Curtains optimal scoring roster would have beat mine. I do not take consolation in this, just stating a fact. I guess one could say, I have all offseason to contemplate "What If?" There is no point concerning myself with such unpleasantries. It only adds to the sting. The Thunder Chickens advanced to the Championship with a less than stellar roster. Sure we had Brees and Barber and Bush, when healthy. But we had lesser known talent as well. Dwayne Bowe, Kevin Walter, Bernard Berrian, the Jets D. All performed well down the stretch, but did not have enough to take us to the top. On the bench, there was Santonio Holmes and Vinsante Shiancoe. Both of which had big days, on the the bench. We have one more title to decide and I am behind by 7. My only hope for a Championship is in the hand of Donald Driver. However, in the matchup, they have Greg Olsen playing. We will See how it turns out, but I do not like my chances.

Dance Off!!

Who Ya' Got? Stormtrooper or Vader and Stormtrooper

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Andy Kennedy's Wild Weekend







AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!

So first it's a head football coach who beats his wife, then a head football coach who sends over 1000 text messages to a local hottie tv newswoman (including one 15 minutes before kickoff of a bowl game) while married, and now it's a basketball coach who likes to beat up cab drivers and shout racial slurs... Allegedly.
Bianco, you're up.







Kennedy, 40, was arrested at 1:45 a.m. today, accused of attacking a taxi driver and shouting racial slurs in downtown Cincinnati, according to a Cincinnati police report.

Bill Armstrong, the director of Ole Miss basketball operations, was also arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, according to police reports.


http://www.clarionledger.com/article/20081218/SPORTS030103/81218003&referrer=FRONTPAGECAROUSEL

Happy Hour Political Discussions

THERE IS SOME LANGUAGE SO BE CAREFUL AT WORK





For those of you who have never had the pleasure of being at the bar at Webster's between 4:00 and 7:00 PM, this video pretty much sums up every discussion overheard about the election (minus the Hillary part). I'll leave it up to you to figure out who the woman in the video reminds me of.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Christmas Season

Just in case you are not in the spirit yet....This should do it.

Real Nice!!

THE DARK KNIGHT REVIEWED





Here is my review...

GO GET IT TODAY! IT'S THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE SEEN IN QUITE SOME TIME.

HEATH LEDGER AS THE JOKER IS WHAT MAKES THIS MOVIE SO GOOD. BEST COMIC BOOK VILLAIN TO DATE.



Tuesday, December 16, 2008

COACH DOUCHER!


Apparently Ashton Kutcher isn't being run down for movie rolls because he has enough time to coach JV football in LA. You have to love teenage kids because they show no mercy and tell it like it is. I don't think I would have been very impressed if Ashton Kutcher was trying to act like a tough guy to me when I was 15 either. Here is a little bit of an article on the story.

Coach of the year? Not quite. Kutcher has been having a ball as assistant coach to North Hollywood's Harvard-Westlake School freshman footballers. But the feeling isn't mutual.

"The kids want him gone," says an insider. "They think he doesn't know what he's talking about and can't stand his tough-guy attitude."

Out of the huddle, the kids mock their famous coach and have even given him a special nickname: Ashton Doucher!

Monday, December 15, 2008

Reason #655,000 not to get married




So I'm done with my work for the day and have some time to kill. I search youtube for some photoshop tutorials and this is what I find. I would say this guy is a little bitter. I guess that is his wife yelling at him in the background.

UPDATE: I just watched a couple more of this guys videos and they are all like this. Very funny and very informative.

Championship Week!!!




That is what this week is...... As I have mentioned before, I participated in dual Fantasy Football leagues this Fall. Well, the respective teams I manage(Thunder Chickens and Disco Ninjas) have won there semi-final contest and have moved into the Championship Game of there leagues. I a bit shocked at this. I have never had two teams playing for it all, at the same time. This is madness. There is still a game to be played tonight in the NFL and a few of the other participants have a roster slot still open and playing. However, the people that are ahead in those other match ups are ahead by a good bit. So, baring the Eagles putting on the greatest defensive performance on the History of the NFL, the Championship games are already decided. In one Title Fight, I have 'The Steel Curtain' and in the other ' Truffle Shuffle'. It seems my early prediction about the game between Truffle Shuffle and The Pinheads was entirely wrong, as The Shuffle has a pretty commanding lead in that game. For that, I apologize to Truffle for the insult. The same goes for The Steel Curtain. I look forward to both games and would be thrilled to win 'em both. Really no need to talk smack. Lets just play ball. While there will be no trophy given to me, this video embodies that feeling..

DON'T MESS WITH METRO PD




I don't know what the hell is going on in this video. Somebody tackles a large breasted girl. That guy walks away with his hands up like he is innocent. Then the cops come and slam someone else. This is what happens to you when you act up in Vegas. The cops there don't play. If you need further proof, just watch the tv show cops. Every other episode takes place in Vegas.

89 Year Old Woman Charged With Football Theft




Give em hell Edna! They don't make em like this anymore. Parents today are too soft. Edna's basically giving a big F.U. to the boy and his mother and I can't say I blame her. My grandmother would have not only taken the ball from you, but she would have beat your ass for making her have to go get it.

Student Brings Pot Brownies On A Field Trip And Gets the Whole Class And Teacher High




I love how the two parents and a Sergeant from the Police think this is funny. The mom basically says what's the deal, we've all eaten pot brownies. The only one who seems to have a problem with this is the guy from the school board. I take one look at him and he is either playing Dungeon and Dragons every night or he's the real reason that pot brownie container is empty.

A Police Officer Steals Weed, Makes Pot Brownies, Gets Too High, Then Calls 911.




I wanted to post this yesterday, but my internet went down. Here it is anyway. By far the best line is when the 911 operator asks the cop how much weed he had and he says "I don't know we made brownies. And I think we're dead. Time is going by really, really, really, really slow". I don't care who you are, that's funny.

Bush must have been good at Dodgeball




This is a video of our outgoing President, George Bush, at a news conference yesterday in Baghdad. While it is funny that someone is throwing shoes at him, it is very disturbing in two ways.

1. This guy wasn't throwing shoes at George Bush only. He was throwing shoes at the United States. This is how the rest of the world views us because of Bush. Very Sad.

2. Where the hell was the Secret Service? They must have been off to the side eating a snack. Let's see, you are in Baghdad, Iraq where a war that W started is currently going on. It would be safe to assume that someone in the country may not like the man you are trying to protect. Maybe you want to step up your vigilance. The fact that this guy got one shoe off much less two is downright disturbing. As soon as this guy raised up the first shoe, he should have had two in the chest and one in the head. If nothing else just to make sure this never happened again.

The Final Pics





Yes it's true. These are the final pics that will be posted of the Shrimp Boat Captain or myself. Don't worry, I already have a new person on my radar.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

YOU STAY CLASSY AUBURN FAN!




While I do agree with this guy that this was a bad hire, I can't say that I would have shown up at the airport to boo the athletic director. I have to think Nick Saban creamed in his pants when he heard the news.

UCLA Undie Run 2008!




If this is what they do to celebrate the end of finals, I would vote to have finals every day.

David Blaine is officially a BadAss




Even though Kimbo Slice was exposed as a fraud in his last fight, nobody can question his punching power. Here David Blaine takes two straight rights to the gut and just smiles. Pretty ballsy after the first one to say "Should we do one more".

Friday, December 12, 2008

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Another One Down


Well it looks like the blog has lost another reader. John Stewart has decided to join the "Grumpy Old Man" and give up reading the blog since we won't post his pictures (that he had someone else photoshop). I don't really feel that it is my job to post pictures he photoshops of me. I told him he could start his own blog or just email them to everyone. Well, this is not good enough for him. When John was putting bumper stickers on everyones cars I don't remember him handing out stickers to those people so they could get him back. I guess next he was going to ask me to photoshop some pics of myself to put on here and say he did them. I guess he thinks he is punishing me by not reading the blog. Here is a blog I started to mess with him (which I told him to do with me). I will probably delete it because it's no fun to pick on someone who is going to give up and whine about it all the time. Anyway, it would have been fun to do.


This weather blows..

Will it ever quit raining? It is just terrible outside and I have nothing else to talk about. However, I will leave you with this new McDonald's commercial...'McNugget Love'.... Overall, a terrible song, but at the 51 second mark I lost it... Absolutely Hillarious. " Girl you gotta ten piece, please don't be stingaay.' Priceless.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Other Fantasy Football News...


As I mentioned before, I am in another fantasy football league with some guys that I went to Ole Miss with. It is ten of us spread throughout the state of Mississippi and some in other states. Well, I have been in first place for about 6 weeks now. The regular season ended yesterday and my team, the Disco Ninjas finished the season at 11-3. Following close behind me were 'The Pinheads' at 10-4. Then there is 'Truffle Shuffle' at 8-5-1 and 'The Magnificent Bastards' at 8-6. This completes the playoff pool for the winners bracket. The losers bracket/NIT is for teams ranked 5 through 8. As for the playoffs, I face off against the before mentioned Magnificent Bastards. The Ninjas put the smack down on them 80-60 in our only regular season meeting. This matchup is a bit of a double whammy. The QB and RB for The Magnificent Bastard are the same players that I have in my other league(See Thunder Chickens). So, as much as I want them to do good for the Chicks, it will hurt me in this matchup. What a Dilemma? As for the other playoff games, Truffle Shuffle beat the Pinheads in there only meeting during the regular season. I am sure the losers are out for blood in these matchups. Assuming that I do win this game and move on to the finals, who would I rather play.... Truffle Shuffle or The Pinheads? That is a mystery, I beat both of them during the regular season. The Pinheads have the more complete team in my opinion, but anything can happen. I will keep everyone posted.

Monday, December 8, 2008

He deserves this...and it's only just begun


Also...

I just sent the manager of 'Johnny Hoo Ha!' a text. It said, "Your next boy." That will be all the smack talk we will do for this matchup. We gotta focus.

Thunder Chickens edge out GLC


The Crockett managed 'Thunder Chickens' beat the Macarthur managed 'Greenwood Lumber Company' by and eyelash 104.40 - 104.00. This is undoubtedly the closest game I have ever been apart of and possibly an instant classic in the realm of Quarterfinal Fantasy Football match ups. After an aggressive performance on Sunday by the 'Chicks' they had a 20 point cushion and a Holy Shit attitude of, ' I wish I would have started Pierre Thomas.' The GLC had none other than Steve Smith of Carolina Panther fame going on the stage that is Monday Night. At this point, I was just praying for a defensive struggle and a whole bunch on the ground. I had Steve a few years ago and he was a beast. A friggin animal. So, I knew if anyone could make up a 20 point margin, he was the man. I would like to extend my warmest regards to Macathur for putting together a fine squad this year and bringing a consistently quality product to the field week in and week out. It was a battle. There was some smack talking going on, but overall it was a clean week of blogging considering the subject. I wish his organization all the best next season and in all future endeavors. Next up for the Thunder Chickens will be none other than league leader... Johnny Hoo Ha! The Hoo Ha! put together an impressive campaign this season, compiling a 10-3 record and putting up nearly 200 more points than the next guy. That translates into, he beat some ass. In our only regular season meeting, the Hoo Ha! plucked the Thunder Chickens 111.92 - 106.48. A pretty respectable score considering that he beat most people by thirty or more. A long week of scouting ahead for this Semifinal matchup, I'll keep you posted.


Side note: In the other Quarterfinal matchup, 'The Stonewallers' edged out 'Chester Copperpot' 85.66 - 85.26. I was amazed that both contest were decided by .40 of a point. Absolutely astonished. That may never happen again.

FOUR MOTHER F#*KING YARDS


It's with a humble heart that I write this. After a week of shit talking by myself, the Greenwood Lumber Company was defeated by the Thunder Chickens 104.40 - 104.00. For those of you not in the league, that basically means I lost by 4 yards. If any one of my players would have gained 5 more yards than they had, I would be advancing. The only thing I can think of is the Titans losing to the Rams in the Super Bowl because Kevin Dyson was tackled at the 1 yard line on the last play of the game. Congrats Crockett, I will now be pulling for you the rest of the way so I can at least say I lost to the league champion. On a side note, because of the loss I will get the first pick of the draft next year. I have never had the first pick so it should be interesting. Also I just noticed that the Cheese lost by .4 also. What a crazy first round.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY


My normal reaction to seeing a kid cry is not one of joy, but when that kid is wearing an Alabama shirt and is crying because their dreams of winning the SEC just got crushed, it makes me smile.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Way to go Florida

SEC Championship Game




Florida vs. Alabama +10

Even with Percy Harvin out, I like the Gators. After it was announced that Harvin would not play, the line still did not move. Looks like a sucker bet to me. That's why I'm laying the points and taking the Gators -10. Harvin being out only means one thing, get ready for the "Tim Tebow Show". Also, I'm pretty sure if the Grumpy Old Man is watching the game, he just creamed his pants when it came on and Archie was one the CBS analysts at the game.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Ok last one for real. This one's for you Crockett. Just forfeit and get it over with

Enough with the fake movie shit...

Since the NFL week starts tonight, I will leave you all with one last post on this subject. This is what it's going to look like when the Greewood Lumber Company beats down the Chicken Shits. The wood will be brought. Oh yes, the wood will be brought.






First things first, WTF is this?




I'm really not sure how I stumbled upon this, but once I did I could not look away. It's like a horrible car crash. You know there are going to be mangled bodies yet you can't stop staring. Is this an actual video on a music channel somewhere? If anyone finds out, let me know so I can cross that off my places to visit list.

Well Played Macarthur....

I like the Rocky III reference. Clubber Lang, always a classic, strong-armed method of intimidation. Doesn't matter what color you are, where you are from; You put Clubber in the fold and normal people get a little scared, normal people. Not working in this case. You see; me, you and the rest of the world happen to dig on the Rocky flicks and if I remember correctly things didn't work out so good for Clubber in the end. Just as the case in this weeks fantasy matchup, GLC beat the Thunder Chickens the first time, beat em bad, just like Clubber beat Rocky. However, with the tutilage of Apollo(Tico), Rocky is able to regain what is rightfully his, the title and pride. Now, I don't have a former trainer/coach that has passed away from old age as the movie goes and I do not have a statue of myself anywhere located in the vicinity or surrounding areas of Greenwood, but I did throw my hat at someone today, so that will have to suffice. The Thunder Chickens are 'Getting Stronger' and we will be ready... whatever, cue the video.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Related Story


In addition to the league I share with MacArthur, I am also in another league with guys spread out throughout the U.S. We are the Disco Ninjas and we are in first place at 10-3. This league is setup differently than the before mentioned one, we still have one more regular season game and only the top four advance to the postseason. My last regular season match up is with Sensei John Kreese. I owned him 75-47 in our previous meeting. Once we clear that hurdle, we shall move into the postseason where we will take on The Magnificent Bastards. I'll keep you posted

Round 2 Indeed....


To those of you that read the blog and do not care about this fantasy football game... too bad. It is the 4th seed vs the 5th seed quarterfinal match up. It is important for both sides, as the winner moves on to face the number 1 seed, Johnny Hoo Ha! There is more than pride at stake, the winner advances and gets closer to that prize.... Money. That's right folks, we play for cold hard cash in this league. Pride, while it counts, is secondary. There are no moral victories. There are winners and there are losers. Yes, the Thunder Chickens lost there only regular season meeting between Greenwood Lumber Company, but this time around is different. Post Season!! Yahoo may have it pegged in GLC's favor, but we still gotta play the game. After last week, I am really hoping my guys show up. The Thunder Chickens have been riding the solid play of the Killer B's all season. That is Drew Bree's, Marion Barber, and Reggie Bush. All three rank respectively in the overall points and we have gotten some solid contributions from elsewhere. We made some good moves, we made some bad moves. I am sure that GLC will agree. I leave you with video of what both competitors are feeling and the dim reality of the entire situation.


Round 2


As everyone who reads this blog knows, the week of the Ole Miss/LSU game was very entertaining between Crockett and I. With Crockett being an Ole Miss fan and I being an LSU fan. Well, it's ROUND 2. This time in the form of our fantasy football playoffs. In the opening round, Crockettt's "Thunder Chickens" and my "Greenwood Lumber Company" will be squaring off to see who meets my roomate (MacArthur #2's "Johnny Hoo Ha") in the semifinals. The Greenwood Lumber Company followed it's motto in the only regular season matchup and "Brought the Wood" to the Thunder Chickens 104-94. I predict another win for the GLC as yahoo is predicting the score will be GLC 122 and the Thunder Chickens 89. I predict the the GLC will "Bring the Wood" and the Thunder Chickens will cower to a team who finally has all it's members healthy for the first time since Week 1.

Monday, December 1, 2008

This is so friggin badass!!!


I have no idea why anyone would decide to combine these two, but what the hell, huh. This is the most sadistic, maniacal, completely unnecessary creation I have ever seen, but I love it. This laughter scares me, but it suites this video quite well.


Saturday, November 29, 2008

MacArthur's Picks of the day

Since the Grumpy Old Man can't take a joke, I will give some picks today for you gamblers out there.

Cincinnati -21.5 (loss)
Boston College -6.5 (win)
La. Tech +5 (win)
Florida -16.5 (win)
Central Florida -8.5 (loss)

Good Luck

Friday, November 28, 2008

Rebels take Dogs out to the Woodshed!!!


The only time the Mississippi State Bulldogs were standing up on Friday was when they got off the bus. The Ole Miss Rebels ran through, over, around and any other way that they wanted too in front of a crowd of 55,000+ at Vaught-Hemingway Stadium. On the opening drive the Rebels scored and would continue to do so in route to a 45-0 massacre. The Rebels offense was able to move the ball with ease against a defense that I felt was pretty aggressive. In addition, the Rebels defense was all over the Bulldog Offense, limiting them to just 37 total yards. While the Dogs were on the field they seemed lifeless, as if they forgot they were playing against there in-state rival for the coveted 'Golden Egg'. The Rebels, on the other hand, were obviously ready for this game and that can be directly attributed to the coaching staff. I am no expert by any sense of the imagination, but I feel this victory was an exclamation point for both sides. For the Rebels, a convincing victory over a rival in there final regular season game to ensure second place in the SEC West, should hopefully seal a trip to Dallas for a bowl. As for the Dogs, this loss could move Coach Croom from the fire to the frying pan, as far as coaches on the hot seat are concerned. The only way to sum up the Ole Miss victory over Mississippi State for Dog fans would be to say, " It was a slow and somber funeral, with the body still warm."

Gameday




Edit: State sucks. This is already ugly. Croom should be fired. At least this picture is funny. That is all.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving!!


Just in case anyone read this blog. I hope that you have a safe and festive Thanksgiving. Stay safe out there.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

The Egg Bowl


Someone posed the question to me, " How bad do you think Ole Miss is going to beat State?" While I am pretty confident the Rebs will win, I just don't see it as a beat down. I could be wrong, but I am just not that confident about the Rebs tearing them a new one. This is the egg bowl. You gotta throw out the records. The Rebs are going to get the experience of postseason play, while the dogs are not. There is pride at stake here. I see the dogs playing there tails off and giving the rebs all they want and more. I do think the Rebs will win a close one, which should make for an exciting game. However, I did stumble across this video. These are getting a bit overplayed, but it is funny nonetheless. Surely State fans can find the humor in it.


Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Thanksgiving Etiquette??


Seeing as this is the week of giving Thanks, I felt it best to provide everyone with a list of some commonly overheard things around the table. Most of these just come out without any recourse.


"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

Monday, November 24, 2008

Last one I promise...

Give em Hell Boys!!!

Just in case...

If the other video doesn't get you amped up about completing the day and getting on with this Turkey hazing. This ought to do the trick.

Monday Funk...

Yeah, it is Monday. Not always the best day of the week. In case it is sucking, maybe this will pick you up...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W16M0eYJUd0

I am sorry that I am not able to post the video to the site, but YouTube has the required embedding disabled by request. So here is the link. You need to see this. It is possibly one of the best videos you will see all day, maybe ever. Classic is what it is. It should get you through the rest of the workday and possibly the workweek.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

The Coming Week..

Just in case you are off work or you really don't give a damn about feeling bad at work this week. There is a good bit going on besides stuffing your face with Turkey. Check out Webster's and Joe's. They have a good slate of live music. Unfortunately, I will not be able to attend much of this because of work. But, if I wasn't working, I would be there, fully inebriated. Anyway, here is a little view of what is available entertainment wise.

Monday
MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL - Green Bay @ New Orleans
Tuesday
Live Music from Will Freeman and Kell Kellum!!!
Wednesday*
Live Music from Back 40!!!
Thursday -CLOSED- Happy Thanksgiving
However... The Return of Gunboat @Joes... With Will and Linda Pleasants opening
Friday*
Live Music from Terry "Harmonica" Bean!!!
Saturday*
Live Music from singer/song writer Till Willis!!!

*New Patio Bar OPEN
Wed-Fri-Sat -- CASH ONLY

Thank God We are playing in Oxford...

College Poll of the Week



BCS Standings
1. Alabama 11-0
2. Texas 10-1
3. Oklahoma 10-1
4. Florida 10-1
5. USC 9-1
6. Utah 12-0
7. Texas Tech 10-1
8. Penn State 11-1
9. Boise State 11-0
10. Ohio State 10-2
11. Georgia 9-2
12. Oklahoma State 9-2
13. Missouri 9-2
14. TCU 10-2
15. Ball State 11-0
16. Cincinnati 9-2
17. Oregon State 8-3
18. BYU 10-2
19. Michigan State 9-3
20. Florida State 8-3
21. Boston College
22. Georgia Tech 8-3
23. Oregon 8-3
24. Northwestern 9-3
25. Pitt 7-3


AP Top 25
1. Alabama (63) 11-0 1,622
2. Florida (2) 10-1 1,512
3. Oklahoma 10-1 1,486
4. Texas 10-1 1,482
5. USC 9-1 1,352
6. Penn State 11-1 1,238
7. Texas Tech 10-1 1,212
8. Utah 12-0 1,206
9. Boise State 11-0 1,064
10. Ohio State 10-2 1,043
11. Oklahoma State 9-2 997
12. Missouri 9-2 917
13. Georgia 9-2 874
14. TCU 10-2 750
15. Ball State 11-0 731
16. Cincinnati 9-2 640
17. Oregon State 8-3 604
18. Georgia Tech 8-3 339
19. Oregon 8-3 320
20. Boston College 8-3 309
20. Brigham Young 10-2 309
22. Michigan State 9-3 274
23. Florida State 8-3 214
24. Northwestern 9-3 145
25. Mississippi 7-4 127
Others Receiving VotesWest Virginia 120, Pittsburgh 108, Iowa 54, LSU 35, California 11, Tulsa 8, WESTRN MICHIGAN 8, South Carolina 5, CENTRL MICHIGAN 5, Connecticut 2, Nebraska 1, Rice 1.
Dropped From RankingsLSU 18, Pittsburgh 20, Maryland 22, Miami (FL) 23, North Carolina 25.


USA Today Poll
1. Alabama (56) 11-0 1,518
2. Oklahoma (4) 10-1 1,412
3. Florida (1) 10-1 1,401
4. Texas 10-1 1,370
5. USC 9-1 1,288
6. Penn State 11-1 1,157
7. Utah 12-0 1,153
8. Texas Tech 10-1 1,073
9. Boise State 11-0 1,033
10. Ohio State 10-2 994
11. Missouri 9-2 896
12. Oklahoma State 9-2 858
13. Georgia 9-2 842
14. TCU 10-2 695
15. Ball State 11-0 673
16. Cincinnati 9-2 572
17. Oregon State 8-3 544
18. Oregon 8-3 397
19. Brigham Young 10-2 321
20. Northwestern 9-3 310
21. Michigan State 9-3 296
22. Boston College 8-3 290
23. Georgia Tech 8-3 241
24. Florida State 8-3 204
25. West Virginia 7-3 83
Others Receiving VotesPittsburgh 43, OLE MISS 40, LSU 30, Iowa 26, WESTRN MICHIGAN 20, Connecticut 15, Maryland 9, Tulsa 6, South Florida 3, Nebraska 3, South Carolina 2, Miami (FL) 2, California 2, Virginia Tech 2, Wake Forest 1.
Dropped From RankingsLSU 18, Pittsburgh 19, Maryland 23.

Just because


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Rebs Dominate Tigers!!


Wow!! 31-13!!! In Baton Rouge in front of 92,000+!!! I am speechless. I will be honest, I did not think we would handle LSU in the manner that we did, but it happened. I thought it would be a close game like the past couple of years. I felt like we were talented enough to win, but would need some stuff to happen in our favor. That was not the case; we had some adversity, but we just kept on playing ball. In the process, the Rebs break a six game skid against the Tigers, win the Magnolia Bowl and have the inside track too being selected to the Cotton Bowl. We still have one more hurdle in Miss. State and I am, personally, not taking them for granted. But for now, what a performance. I only wish that I was able to watch the entire game, but I missed most of the second half due to a thing called a job. I know, that sucks. Offense, Defense, Special Teams.... Outstanding!! I could go on and on about big plays, stats and what not, but for now here are some postgame notes to salivate over.

SERIES INFORMATION
• This game was the 97th all-time between the Ole Miss Rebels and LSU Tigers dating back to 1894 and first in the new Magnolia Bowl series, established by the schools’ student governments ... LSU is Ole Miss’ second-most played opponent besides Mississippi State.
• The Rebels end the Tigers’ six game win streak in the series ... LSU holds a 55-38-4 advantage in the series and a 36-25-1 edge in Baton Rouge.

GENERAL NOTES
• Ole Miss moves to 2-2 against top-25 foes this year, and all four games were on the road ... Ole Miss is 55-128-2 all-time versus ranked teams.
• Ole Miss is off to its best start and is riding its longest win streak (4) since 2003.

OFFENSIVE NOTES
• Sophomore QB Jevan Snead posted his seventh game with multiple TD tosses and fifth performance of 200-plus passing yards, completing 16-of-25 passes for 274 yards with two TDs ... Snead has no interceptions in the last three games.
• Senior WR Mike Wallace equaled his career high with two TD catches ... He finished with five grabs for 99 yards, just one yard away from registering his second straight 100-yard receiving day, fourth of the year and sixth of his career.
• Junior WR Markeith Summers picked up his first career TD on a 13-yard end around .... It was only his second career rush ... Summers also collected his second reception of the year on a career-long 33-yarder.
• Freshman RB Brandon Bolden earned his third rushing TD of the year on a three-yard run.

DEFENSIVE NOTES
• Ole Miss limited LSU to 37 rushing yards, which was the lowest by a Rebel foe since ULM ran for 29 yards in 2003 ... The Rebels have held the opposition under 82 rushing yards six times this season for the third straight game.
• The Rebels contained the Tigers to 178 total yards and has allowed a total of 309 yards in the last two games ... The opposition has been held under 200 yards of total offense three times this season.
• With two interceptions today, Ole Miss has posted multiple picks in the last three games and four times this year.
• Junior S Kendrick Lewis registered his team-leading fourth interception of the year ... He also led the team with eight total tackles with a TFL.
• Senior DT Peria Jerry posted three TFLs and a sack.
• Junior CB Marshay Green recorded his second career interception ... He was also credited with four tackles.
• Junior DE Greg Hardy’s fourth-quarter sack raised his team-high total to 5.5 ... He has sacks in back-to-back games.

SPECIAL TEAMS NOTES
• On a faked punt, senior FB Jason Cook tossed a 33-yard pass to Kendrick Lewis down to the LSU five yardline ... It was the first career pass for Cook, and Lewis' first reception since his freshman year, when he played wide receiver and hauled in six passes ... Ole Miss is 3-for-3 on fakes this year, with two faked punts and a faked field goal.
• Junior K Joshua Shene extended his streak of successful PATs to 62, which passes Steve Lavinghouze’s 59 straight (1973-75) for second on the all-time Rebel charts ... Shene also drilled his lone FG attempt from 19 yards out.


ESPN Highlight:


http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/video/videopage?categoryId=2564308&brand=null&videoId=3720154&n8pe6c=2

Friday, November 21, 2008

So Pretty!

Like I said you are all in big big trouble. As you can see I'm getting better at this already. This thanksgiving I am going to get my cousin who is a photographer to teach me how to really use this thing to it's fullest.


For those of you who need help getting dressed for the game tomorrow...


Additional Pregame Notes

MAGNOLIA BOWL: Ole Miss (6-4, 3-3) vs. #18 LSU (7-3, 3-3)

TIME: November 22, 2008, 2:30 p.m.CT
SITE (CAPACITY): Tiger Stadium (92,400), Baton Rouge, La.
TV: CBS (Verne Lundquist, play-by-play; Gary Danielson, color analyst; Tracy Wolfson sideline reporter).
The CSS replay of the game will be Sunday at 1 p.m. CT.
RADIO: Ole Miss Radio Network (David Kellum, play-by-play; Harry Harrison, color analyst; Stan Sandroni, sideline reporter). Satellite radio: XM 200, Sirius 218. In-Stadium Frequency: 89.9 FM.
WEB: OleMissSports.com will provide live audio through RebelVision, live stats and an in-game blog. The official Rebel athletics website will also provide a full game recap and a photo gallery.

POLLS: LSU is ranked 18th in both the AP and USA Today Coaches’ polls. Ole Miss is receiving votes in the AP rankings. The Rebels also received votes in both week 5 polls.

SERIES INFO: This game will be the 97th all-time between the Ole Miss Rebels and LSU Tigers dating back to 1894. LSU is Ole Miss’ second-most played opponent besides Mississippi State, whom the Rebels will play for the 105th time on November 28. LSU holds a 55-37-4 advantage in the series. The Tigers have won six straight overall and three in a row at Tiger Stadium. LSU holds a 36-24-1 edge in Baton Rouge and prevailed 23-20 in overtime in 2006. Ole Miss’ last victory in the series was a 35-24 triumph in Baton Rouge in 2001.

WHAT TO WATCH FOR: This will mark the first game of the Magnolia Bowl series, established by the schools’ student governments ... The last three games played in Baton Rouge in the Ole Miss-LSU series have been decided by three points or less ... The Rebels are bowl eligible for the first time since 2003 ... Ole Miss is off to its best start and has recorded its most wins since 2003 ... The Rebels are riding their longest win streak since 2003 ... Ole Miss ranks third in the SEC in both rushing offense (187.9 ypg) and rushing defense (103.4 ypg) ... Cordera Eason has registered back-to-back 100-yard rushing games ... Groza Award semifinalist Joshua Shene is the SEC’s most accurate kicker (87.5 percent FGs, 1.000 PATs) ... Michael Oher is the reigning SEC Offensive Lineman of the Week.

OLE MISS HEAD COACH HOUSTON NUTT: Houston Nutt (Oklahoma State, 1981) is in his first season at the Ole Miss helm, after being named the University’s 36th head football coach on Nov. 28, 2007. During his 10 years as the head coach at Arkansas, Nutt guided the Razorbacks to eight bowl berths, three SEC Western Division titles, two SEC Championship game appearances and an average of more than seven wins per season. He also served head coaching stints at Boise State and Murray State, where he captured two OVC Championships. Nutt is 4-6 against LSU as a head coach, including last year’s 50-48 triple OT victory in Baton Rouge. LSU

HEAD COACH LES MILES: Les Miles is 41-9 in his fourth season as the head coach of the LSU Tigers. Miles guided the Tigers to a BCS Championship last season and the school’s third-straight top five ranking in as many years. He has a career mark of 69-30 in eight seasons as a collegiate head coach. Prior to LSU, Miles served four seasons as the head coach at Oklahoma State from 2001-2004, posting a 28-21 record and guiding the Cowboys to three bowl appearances. One of those postseason berths was the 2004 Cotton Bowl, where his OSU squad lost to Ole Miss 31-28 in Miles’ only confrontation with the Rebels. The 2002 Big 12 Coach of the Year, Miles served as an assistant with Michigan, Colorado and the Dallas Cowboys before taking over at OSU. He is 3-1 in his career against Ole Miss.

LSU SCOUTING REPORT: After a 4-0 start, the Tigers are 3-3 in their last six games and rallied for a 40-31 victory over Troy Saturday on homecoming. LSU ranks second in the SEC in scoring offense (32.1 ppg) and third in total offense (394.2 ypg). Junior RB Charles Scott leads the way with 1,071 yards and 14 TDs. Redshirt freshman QB Jarrett Lee has completed 139-of-257 passes for 1,824 yards with 14 TDs and 15 interceptions. Junior WR Brandon LaFell boasts 55 receptions for 772 yards and seven scores, while senior Demetrius Byrd has hauled in four TD passes. On the defensive side, junior SS Harry Coleman tops the squad with 55 total tackles. Junior LB Perry Riley has collected 42 stops with 4.0 TFLs. On the line, junior end Rahim Alem has notched 8.5 TFLs and 6.0 QB sacks. Junior K Colt David has connected on 10-of-13 field goals and 34-of-35 PAT attemps this season.

NUTT RETURNS: Ole Miss head coach Houston Nutt‘s last trip to Baton Rouge supplied one of the most memorable games of the 2007 college football season. In his final contest as Arkansas head coach, Nutt guided the Razorbacks to a stunning triple-overtime upset of the top-ranked and eventual national champion LSU, 50-48. In his first year in Oxford, Nutt has directed Ole Miss to bowl eligibility for the first time since 2003 and is poised to become the fifth head coach in school history to lead the Rebels to a bowl in his debut season.

LOUISIANA REBELS: Fifteen members of the Ole Miss roster hail from the Pelican state, including Ben Benedetto (Metairie), Brandon Bolden (Baton Rouge), Chris Bowers (Shreveport), Lionel Breaux (New Orleans), Daverin Geralds (Baton Rouge), Marshay Green (Bastrop), David Hankins (Shreveport), Don Hargroder (Abbeville), Rishaw Johnson (Hammond), Kendrick Lewis (New Orleans), Kentrell Lockett (Hahnville), Jeremy McGee (New Orleans), Patrick Trahan (Baton Rouge), Mike Wallace (New Orleans) and Alex Washington (Monroe).

OLE MISS VS. RANKED OPPONENTS• Ole Miss faces its fourth top-25 foe of the year and fourth on the road ... The Rebels are 1-2 thus far this season, defeating No. 4 Florida 31-30 and falling at No. 2 Alabama 24-20 and No. 20 Wake Forest 30-28.• The Rebels’ win over the Gators snapped a 15-game skid to ranked teams ... Ole Miss’ last win over a top-25 foe had been 31-28 road win at No. 25 South Carolina in 2004. • Ole Miss is 54-128-2 all-time versus ranked teams.

REBEL NOTEBOOK• The last time Ole Miss had six or more wins after 10 games was 2003, when the Rebels started 8-2 and finished with a 10-3 mark and an SEC Western Division title.• Ole Miss is riding its longest win streak since taking six in a row in 2003 ... The Rebels’ previous win streak of any length was in 2004 with two straight, which was also the last time the team had consecutive SEC victories.• Ole Miss’ victory over No. 4 Florida marked the 600th win for the Rebel football program ... Ole Miss became the 34th FBS school and eighth SEC member to reach 600 victories ... The Rebels boast an all-time record of 603-464-35 (.563 winning percentage).• With the 31-30 upset at No. 4 Florida on Sept. 27, Ole Miss earned its first victory over a top-five foe since a 20-13 triumph over No. 3 Notre Dame in 1977 in Jackson ... The Rebels' previous road win over a top-five team had been a 15-7 triumph over LSU on Nov. 3, 1962, when Ole Miss was ranked No. 6 and LSU was No. 4 ... The Rebels’ win over the Gators snapped a 15-game skid to ranked teams. • This marks the 114th football season at The University of Mississippi dating back to 1893 ... Ole Miss did not field teams in 1897 due to an epidemic of yellow fever, and also in 1943 when football was abolished at all Mississippi state-supported institutions by the Board of Trustees.

RECORD-BREAKING PERFORMANCE: Saturday’s blowout of ULM was a win for the Rebel record book. At 59-0, Ole Miss notched its largest margin of victory since a 69-7 win over Southern Miss in 1969. The last time the Rebels scored 59 points was ironically against ULM in the 59-14 triumph in 2003. At 38-0, Ole Miss held its largest halftime lead since a 40-0 advantage on Memphis in 1980 on the way to a 61-7 Rebel victory. The last time Ole Miss scored 38 points in a half was against Southern Illinois in 1994, when the Rebels were up 38-3 en route to a 59-3 victory.

OFFENSIVE EXPLOSION: In their first season under Houston Nutt, the Rebels have cranked up the offense and the scoring. Ole Miss is posting 391.4 yards per outing, which ranks fourth in the SEC and is the most since 2003 when the team finished with a school-record 433.2 clip. The Rebels outgained ULM 520 yards to 131, Samford 424 to 198, Vanderbilt 385 to 202, Florida 360 to 348 and Alabama 359 to 326. Ole Miss’ 29.4 scoring clip is also the highest since 2003. The 31 points against Florida equaled the most against an SEC foe since the 43-40 win over South Carolina in 2003.

RUSHING POWER: Led by junior RB Cordera Eason, the Ole Miss running game has risen to third in the SEC at 187.9 yards per game. The unit is averaging 291.5 yards over the last two contests. With 350 rushing yards against ULM, the Rebels topped the 300-yard mark for the first time since posting 323 against LSU in 1999. Eason is averaging 97.0 rushing yards over the last three games and has posted his first two 100-yard rushing performances in the last two outings. However Eason is not alone, as he is one of four players with more than 50 carries, including Dexter McCluster, Brandon Bolden and Enrique Davis. Each has led the team in rushing in at least one game, each has two or more TDs and three boast 400 or more yards.

THRICE AS NICE: With Shay Hodge, Mike Wallace and Dexter McCluster, Ole Miss has arguably the best trio of wide receivers in the SEC. The Rebels are the only team in the conference with three players in the top 10 in receiving yards per game. Each wideout has at least 26 receptions and 498 yards.

SEC OFFENSIVE LINEMAN OF THE WEEK: Michael Oher was named SEC Offensive Lineman of the Week, as announced Monday. A senior tackle from Memphis, Oher graded out at 82 percent with one knockdown block and eight finishes in the 59-0 win blanking of ULM. The Rebels gained 520 total offensive yards, including 350 yards rushing against the Warhawks. In 65 offensive plays, Oher's line lost yardage on only two plays and allowed no sacks. Ole Miss scored on nine of 13 offensive drives against ULM and converted 8 of 12 on third downs. Oher picks up the Rebels' sixth weekly award from the conference this year and the first of his career. He is the second offensive lineman honoree as Maurice Miller took home POW accolades following the Auburn game.

SNEAD AMONG SEC LEADERS: Sophomore QB Jevan Snead ranks second in the SEC in TD passes (17) and third in both passing average (198.3 ypg) and pass efficiency (132.5). Snead has tossed multiple TD passes six times this year, including the last three, and has thrown for 200 or more yards four times. Snead is on pace for the highest yards per completion average ever by a Rebel QB (14.6) and has already completed the two longest pass plays in school history, including the record-setting 88-yard toss to Mike Wallace on Saturday. Against ULM, Snead became the first Rebel to account for five TDs (three passing, career-high two rushing) since Eli Manning was responsible for a school record-tying six in the Arkansas seven-OT game in 2001. Against South Carolina, Snead set a season high in completions, completing 21-of-32 for 243 yards, one TD and one interception. At Wake Forest, Snead became the first Rebel with four TD passes since Eli Manning in the 2003 Memphis game. He finished 20-of-31 for 253 yards with one interception and was named the Scout.com SEC Offensive Player of the Week.

BIG PLAY MIKE: Whether on offense or special teams, senior Mike Wallace has proved to be a big play threat for the Rebels. Last time out, Wallace scorched ULM for his fifth career 100-yard receiving game and third of the year with 111 yards on two catches, including a 23-yard TD. The other grab went for 88 yards in the longest pass play in school history. At Arkansas, Wallace posted a career-high 120 yards on five catches, including a 42-yard grab and an 11-yard TD. He also hauled in a 42-yard pass and surpassed the century mark with 101 yards on four catches against Samford. Including his record-setting heroics on kickoffs, Wallace ranks first in the SEC in yards per catch (19.2), third in all-purpose yards (124.9 ypg) and eighth in receiving yards (50.0 ypg). He piled up 222 yards at Arkansas and a career-high 238 against Vanderbilt.

SHAY FOR SIX: Despite a quiet game against ULM, junior WR Shay Hodge is tied for the SEC lead in touchdown catches with seven and ranks seventh in receiving yards per game (54.5 ypg) and 10th in receptions (3.1 rpg). Hodge had his streak of 22 straight games with a reception snapped against ULM. Prior to that, he had hauled in at least four catches in each of the previous four games and had a TD grab in three straight. After five career games of 77 or more receiving yards, Hodge finally cracked the century mark at Florida with a career-high 133 yards on three catches. He also stamped his name in the Ole Miss record book, as his 86-yard, fourth-quarter catch was not only the go-ahead score in the upset of the No. 4 Gators, but was also the longest pass play in Rebel history at the time. Hodge’s 13 career TD grabs rank third among active SEC players and is tied for third all-time at Ole Miss.

CATCH 22: Whether in the slot or behind center in the “Wild Rebel”, junior Dexter McCluster has truly become an all-purpose threat. A native of Largo, Fla., McCluster posted 176 all-purpose yards against Vanderbilt, 139 vs. South Carolina and 135 against Auburn. As a receiver, McCluster is eighth in the SEC in both all-purpose yards (95.5 ypg) and receptions (3.4 pg) and 10th in receiving yards per game (49.8 ypg). Against the Gamecocks, McCluster just missed his second 100-yard receiving effort of the year, finishing with six receptions for a game-high 99 yards. He recorded a career-high 132 receiving yards and equaled his career best of seven receptions against the Commodores. As a rusher, he tops the team with four TD runs and ranks second in yards with 457. He is averaging 81.0 ypg over the last two contests and tallied 78 yards last time out against ULM. McCluster has led the rushing attack in two games, totaling 60 yards at Florida and 40 against Carolina. He turned in career highs in rushing yards with 84 and carries with 14 against Auburn and ran for 64 yards against Memphis en route to a 125-yard all-purpose day.

OFFENSIVE NOTES• The Rebels are 6-0 when turning the ball over two times or fewer, including the last three outings ... Ole Miss had no turnovers against ULM for the third time this season and second straight game.• The Rebels have scored first in nine of 10 games this season ... Ole Miss is 6-3 in those games.• Sophomore RB Derrick Davis has notched a three-yard scoring reception in the last two games ... It marks the only two receptions and touchdowns of his career.• Junior TE Gerald Harris hauled in his second TD pass of the season on a 22-yard toss against ULM.• Freshman WR Andrew Harris collected a career-high two receptions for 34 yards against ULM.• The Rebels’ 520 yards of total offense against ULM is the most since piling up 534 against Missouri in 2007.• Ole Miss’ 359 yards and 158 rushing yards was then the most surrendered by the Alabama defense, which entered the game giving up 262.2 yards per contest and 50.8 on the ground ... The Rebels outrushed the Tide 158-107 and was the first time Alabama had been outrushed this year.• Ole Miss’ 361 yards against South Carolina was the most allowed by the then top-ranked Gamecock defense, which entered the game giving up 221.4 per contest.

RUN STOPPERS: The Rebel defense has proved to be tough on the run, ranking third in the SEC and 13th in the nation in fewest rushing yards allowed (103.4 ypg). Ole Miss has held the opposition under 82 rushing yards five times this season and in the last two contests. The Rebels limited ULM to 72 yards on the ground and Auburn to 75.

IN THE BACKFIELD: Ole Miss has risen to No. 1 in the SEC and sixth in the nation in TFLs at 8.10 per game. After just four TFLs and one sack in the opener, the Rebel defense has totaled 76 TFLs (8.4 per game) and 20 sacks (2.2 pg) over the nine games since. Ole Miss posted 12 TFLs against Samford, 11 against both Vanderbilt and Auburn, and sacked Wake’s Riley Skinner four times and Florida’s Tim Tebow three. Senior DT Peria Jerry is fifth in the SEC with 10.5 TFLs and has 6.0 in his last four games.

DEFENSIVE NOTES• The Rebels contained ULM to 131 total yards, the fewest since holding The Citadel to 81 in 2005 ... ULM’s seven first downs were also the least since that game, in which The Citadel tallied only four ... ULM’s 59 passing yards were the least by a Rebel foe since Wake Forest in 2006 (43).• Senior DE Chris Bowers was credited with a career-high and team-leading six total tackles, including 1.5 sacks, against ULM ... His only previous sack came in 2006.• Junior DE Greg Hardy collected his first career interception against ULM ... Hardy finished with three tackles, including a sack to raise his team-high total to 4.5.• Ole Miss' three interceptions against Auburn marked the most since picking off Memphis four times in the 2007 season opener ... It marked the second game this season with multiple interceptions, having picked off two passes against Memphis ... Junior cornerbacks Cassius Vaughn and Marshay Green notched their first career interceptions, while junior S Kendrick Lewis collected his team-high third interception of the year.• Senior S Jamarca Sanford has recorded double-figure tackles thrice this year and 10 times in his career ... He led the team and equaled his career high of 13 tackles against South Carolina ... Sanford is 11th in the SEC in tackles per game (7.1) and is the league’s active career leader (276 total stops).

STREAKING SHENE: Junior K Joshua Shene, who was recently named as one of 20 semifinalists for the Lou Groza Award, has now converted 58 straight PATs, which is the third-longest streak in school history, passing Steve Lavinghouze’s 54 straight (1973-75). Against ULM, Shene tied the school record with eight extra points made and tied his career high with 11 points scored. The Oklahoma City native ranks first in the SEC in field goal percentage (14-of-16, 87.5) and tied for first in PATs (36-for-36, 1.000). Shene matched his career bests at Arkansas, connecting on three field goals from 28, 34 and 39 yards, and scoring 11 points. He has connected on 80-of-81 career

PATs.RECORD BREAKING MIKE: Despite no kickoff returns in the first three games, senior Mike Wallace has already established an Ole Miss single-season record with 680 kickoff return yards on the year. The previous record was Deuce's McAllister's 1999 total of 652. Wallace became the Rebel all-time career leader at Arkansas and now boasts 1,211 career KR yards. Wallace ranks fourth in the SEC in average at 25.2 yards per return, and he has posted three of the top-11 single-game totals in school history, including the best ever. Against Vanderbilt, the New Orleans native earned his first kickoff returns of the year and responded with 202 KR yards, easily shattering the Ole Miss record (Marshay Green’s 159 against Florida in 2007) and notching the fourth-highest total in SEC history. Wallace also registered the second kickoff return TD of his career and the fifth-longest in school history with his 98-yard score. At Florida, Wallace followed up with the seventh-best total ever by a Rebel with five returns for 140 yards against the Gators, including a long of 40. His 129 KR yards against the Gamecocks ranks 11th on the Ole Miss all-time single game chart.

TRULY SPECIAL TEAMS: The Rebels’ special teams has provided some major highlights this season. Ole Miss registered TDs in the return game on back-to-back Saturdays with Marshay Green’s 77-yard punt return against Samford and Mike Wallace’s 98-yard kickoff return against Vanderbilt. At Florida, the kickblock unit took its turn, as Kentrell Lockett broke through to block the Gators’ potential game-tying extra point with 3:28 left in the game. It was Lockett’s first career kick block and the Rebels' first extra point block since John Jerry's block in the 2006 LSU game in Baton Rouge. At Alabama, Ole Miss scored off a faked field goal with Jason Cook catching a nine-yard TD pass from Rob Park in the third quarter. In the Arkansas win, Joshua Shene highlighted his outstanding season by connecting on all three field goal tries, including what would prove to be the game-clinching 28-yarder with 1:45 left.

SPECIAL TEAMS NOTES• Senior P Rob Park has notched six punts of 50-plus yards including his 51-yarder against ULM.• After the Rebels had no touchbacks on kickoffs last season, junior K-P Justin Sparks has recorded 10 this year ... Ole Miss ranks third in the SEC in kickoff coverage with a 45.7-yard net average, a vast improvement from the 34.9-yard clip that was last in the league a year ago.

ROCKER, SHIBEST UP FOR COACHING HONORS: Defensive line coach Tracy Rocker and special teams coordinator James Shibest are among the finalists for the new Muscle Milk and FootballScoop.com Coaches of the Year awards, which are given to 14 different position coaches in college football. Candidates were nominated by their colleagues and evaluated by a panel of former coaches, who will utilize the fan vote on www.footballscoop.com to determine the winners. Voting runs from now until Dec. 5, and the winning candidates will be announced on Dec. 7.

OLE MISS ON TV• Ole Miss is making its fifth television appearance of the season and second on CBS, which also carried the Alabama game ... The Wake Forest game was televised by ABC/ESPN2 and Florida by Raycom. • This game will mark the Rebels’ 19th appearance all-time on CBS ... Ole Miss is 6-12 all-time on the network after dropping the last five. • A total of 81 Ole Miss games have been on TV over the past 12 seasons ... Last year, the Rebels appeared on TV five times.• All-time, this game will be the Rebels’ 166th TV appearance since Ole Miss made its network TV debut in the 1953 Sugar Bowl versus Georgia Tech ... Ole Miss is 72-91-2 all-time in TV games.• The Rebels’ season finale will also be televised as the Ole Miss-Mississippi State “Egg Bowl” will be carried by Raycom Sports.

GRADUATING REBELS: Four student-athletes on the Ole Miss football team have already received their undergraduate degrees. DE Chris Bowers has earned his B.A. in real estate, while RB Jason Cook has his B.A. in English. OL Darryl Harris has completed his B.S. in exercise science, and TE David Traxler has his B.A. in accountancy. The Ole Miss football team was well represented at the University’s graduation ceremonies in May, as 12 Rebels earned degrees in the past year.

DEBUTS: A total of 20 players have made their Ole Miss debuts this season, including seven true freshmen in Brandon Bolden (RB), Enrique Davis (RB), Andrew Harris (WR), Derrick Herman (DB), Justin Smith (DL), Marcus Temple (CB) and Devin Thomas (RB). Other players seeing their first action include Brandon Green (Jr., C); Gerald Harris (Jr., TE); Rishaw Johnson (RFr., OL); Jeremy McGee (So., CB); Jermey Parnell (Sr., DE); Jerrell Powe (So., DT); Garrett Ryan (Jr., DE); Jevan Snead (So., QB); Bradley Sowell (RFr., OL); Emmanuel Stephens (Jr., DE); Billy Tapp (Jr., QB); Patrick Trahan (Jr., LB) and Alex Washington (RFr., OL).