Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Teach Me How to Jimmer..



Seriously....this has got to be the end result of mixing Larry Bird's and Jimmy Chitwood's DNA.

Bracket Time....


Honestly, after last year, I literally hate missing a game that Gus Johnson calls in the NCAA tournament. The guy just has an amazing enthusiasm and repertoire of catch phrases to boot. I know this video is a good week old and if you own a computer then you have seen it by now. And yes it is the PAC-10 conference championship that nobody really cares about, but it is just a prime example and a small dose of what lies ahead in the coming weeks as the "Big Dance" gets underway. I am not by any stretch of the imagination a hardcore hoops fan, but I love the tournament and NBA playoffs and honestly, Gus keeps it real.


Overheard at the Grocery


So I am in line at the downtown 'Big Star' and this older black lady was behind me with a basket full of lotta stuff. This younger black male is walking up from my left. I notice him out of the corner of my eye but didn't look over. The next thing I know I hear the voice of the older black lady speak up to the younger black male and she said, "If you cut line, I'm cuttin Yo Ass". Honest to god. Literally the whole line, cashier and manager fell out laughing. Really Priceless

Friday, March 11, 2011

MY NEW THEME SONG

I don't know how old this song is but it's new to me. I'm claiming it as my new theme song. Everyone needs to bump this shit every time I make an entrance somewhere to announce my presence with authority.


HIGHER EDUCATION INDEED!



Maybe old Rudy should open up a dictionary before putting up signs in the bookstore. Surely there is one in there. This pretty much sums up my tenure at this university. If you don't see anything wrong with this sign then I bet they are hiring and would love to have you.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Word!!



This is really all we got going on at the moment..