OLE MISS KNOWS HOW TO TREAT THEIR RECRUITS

This weekend Ole Miss was hosting a number of recruits but one had a particularly great show of hospitality from Black Bear fans. C.J. Johnson, a 4 star LB from Philadelphia, MS was on his official visit for the Egg Bowl. Johnson is committed to MS. State but wanted to take a trip to Oxford to see what it was all about. Here is what he had to say about his experience.


"When Chris Relf broke the big run, I jumped up to see if he broke it because I couldn't see real good," said C.J. "This guy came up to me and ripped my lanyard off my neck. He said I didn't need to be there if I was going to be rooting for State.
"I wasn't trying to cause any problems and I wasn't cheering. I was just trying to see the play."


Well done Black Bears, well done.

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT...

Saddam Hussein gets rid of his WMD's but we don't believe him so we attack Iraq. Kim Jong Il goes on television and tells everyone he has WMD's and then says watch this as he tests the rockets that would deliver these WMD's and we do nothing. Il then decides to lob Mortars at a small island inhabited by South Koreans, killing and injuring many, and says that he did it because the island belongs to him. So surely the US would say enough and put a stop to this right? i mean we attacked Iraq for far less. Nope, the US decides to condemn the attacks and tell Kim Jong Il not to do it again. In laymans terms, Il slapped us in the face and instead of knocking the fuck out of him we told him that was wrong and not to do it again. Then he did it again and we told him we were angry, that he was wrong, and not to do it again. If you don't understand that analogy, how about this one. Il basically showed up at Thanksgiving dinner, stood on top of the table and pulled his pecker out and swung it around like a helicopter all while telling your grandmother to shake her ass for him. Then he came back and did it again at Christmas. My question is how many times does this little midget have to do this to us before we say enough is enough? This whole thing makes me think of this video...

CAM NEWTON NEEDS A RAISE

TIGERS DOWN YOGI BEARS 43-36

Don't have much to say about this one. Ole Miss was jacked up to play LSU and restore some pride after the whipping they took to Tennessee. LSU, especially the D, looked a little uninspired (hard to believe since it was senior day). Masoli finally played like the player the fans thought they were getting at the beginning of the season. Jordan Jefferson finally looked like the player fans thought they had at the beginning of the season. The game reminded me of last year but the difference was that LSU apparently learned how to manage the clock on the last drive. Anyway, til next year...

GAMEDAY SIGN FROM TODAY

Those smart kids from Northwestern are pretty clever.

IS IT JUST ME OR DOES...

this guy







look like this guy

WE'RE F%#KED

Ok, I realize that this is not really the normal thing we post here on this blog, but it has cartoon dogs wearing people clothes and that's a winner in my book. Somehow these dogs make me understand how screwed up our government is more than the so called "news" channels. After watching this you should go out and buy a bunch of guns and leather and chains and shit because it's only a matter of time before America turns into Thunderdome.





and if you don't know what I meant when I said Thunderdome, here ya go...

OH YEAH!

I know this is not really news to anyone but Family Guy is the funniest show on TV. One of my favorite scenes is when the Kool Aid man runs through the wall in the courtroom. I don't know why, but this just cracks me up every time I see it. It's actually two parts in two different episodes. For laughs sake here are both of them.

The first one...




and the follow up...




That judge gets me every time.

I MAY HAVE TO START WATCHING THIS SHOW

THE BEST THAT NEVER WAS

If you didn't see the ESPN 30 for 30 special on Marcus Dupree called "The Best that Never Was", you need to find out when it will play again and make sure you are in front of a TV. I heard the stories about this guy growing up, but never really knew the whole deal. Dupree was a running back from Philadelphia, MS and is widely considered the greatest high school football player ever. If you think the Cam Newton stuff going on right now is something, it pails in comparison to the things that were going on with teams trying to get this guy. I have watched pretty much all the 30 f0r 30's and this is definitely in the top 3. Also since he is from Mississippi is kind of made it a little more personal. Here's the trailer for it. Don't miss this one.

NOBODY WANTS TO SEE A "NEKKID GRAMMAW"

The best part of this video is Steve Harvey's initial reaction. He get's out nekkid before he realizes what the guy said. I have to agree though. The only thing thing that would deter me from robbing a house is that there might be a naked old lady standing there when I got inside.

ALABAMA SMELLS LIKE BOOTY CRUMBS

I couldn't have said it better myself.

P.S. I don't know what the hell is going on starting at the :40 second mark.

SUCK IT AMERICA

TRUE GENIUS

I was wrong and I am a big enough man to admit it. Les Miles is not an idiot, he's a genius. I only thought he was an idiot because his genius is so far over my head that I can't even comprehend or recognize it, and apparently neither can any other coach in America. Name another coach in college football besides Les Miles that would call a Tight End reverse on 4th and a half yard in the 4th quarter, down 1 point and in field goal range against Alabama. Go ahead, I'll wait... Can't name one? Me neither. There in lies the genius. Since no other coach in the world would call it, no other coach in the world would expect it. Les Miles balls are so big that if you rode in the car with him, you would have to ride in the back seat because his nuts would ride shotgun. Another thing, can anyone tell me the last time one of Miles so called "wacky" plays didn't work? Of all the fake punts, fake field goals, TE reverses on 4th and 6 inches I can't remember when one didn't work. This is also evidence of his genius, he knows exactly when to use them. So with that I take back every negative thing I have ever said about Les Miles.

This video pretty much sums up how I felt right after the famed 4th and inches call.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mD-ryx60Cw

I WILL CONCEDE THE REST OF THE SEASON IF WE CAN WIN THIS ONE