IN 13-17 YEARS I WILL BE MOVING TO ALASKA IF ANYONE WANTS TO JOIN ME

No real explanation needed. Just look at the pictures and I'm sure you can figure out why.

THE QUEST FOR #7 STARTS TONIGHT

HURT LOCKER 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

When your job is disarming bombs, sometimes you just need to release some stress.

Post football blues cure?

For those of you that are about to leap off a building or just fall on a knife..Don't!! You don't have to go out like that. All you need is NFL network and there series, "Sound FX". Yeah sure, you'd be watching a bunch of old games and its not as fun because you can't bet on them. Bet on something else, Basketball or Hockey or Horse racing. This is a little different feel because the players are wired and you get that interpersonal insight that you miss just watching the game routing for some team to cover. They had a marathon on the other day and its quality, just quality I tell you. Lots of funny stuff happens that you'd regularly not see. so with that being said, check it out and don't worrry.... Baseball is right around the corner and maybe the NFL will reach an agreement on the labor issues.

Why No Superbowl Post?

I was asked this question the other day and to be perfectly honest with you, the day after the big game was one of recovery. You see Crockett here tied on what they call a "good drunk". No lie. Before the game started I got involved in a game of ladderball with some peeps and I had a rather uneasy feeling before the contest started when one of our opponents said, "Is the Shotgun rule in effect?"..... Well naturally, I knew what this meant as an end result, but was not certain as to how to attain it. Turns out, in ladderball if you score on all three of your designated throws, the other team has to shotgun a beer. Fair enough right. I mean what are the odds of someone, who has been consuming at a regular pace for a few hours achieving this monumental task. Well it turns out, three times to be exact. Now, I don't exactly consume the lightest beer on the market. However, I did borrow a lighter variety on 2 of my 3 shotguns. The third I took it on home with "The King", which is the beer of choice for Crockett. Needless to say, this had a impact on the level of drunkenness that I initially thought I was to keep myself at, a gentle roar. Not after this, no way. The train had left the station after this. I behaved from what I recall, but I don't recall anything from the designated party place to McDonald's. I drove over the limit, not a brilliant decision, but since it was the Superbowl and I had been gambling on the game.....I figured I'd gamble all the way home. That damn double cheeseburger was unreal and those fries in all there salty goodness. It was fantastic. And while I didn't hit a single damn square out of nine of them, I'd say it was a success. And I thought the game was pretty good as well.

Happy V-Day!!

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A little late getting this one up, but hope all you have a wonderful time with your special someone..

WHAT ZOEY THINKS OF OLE MISS

PROPOSED TAG HONORS KKK LEADER

JACKSON — A fight is brewing in Mississippi over a proposal to issue specialty license plates honoring Confederate Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest, who was an early leader of the Ku Klux Klan.
The Mississippi Division of Sons of Confederate Veterans wants to sponsor a series of state-issued license plates to mark the 150th anniversary of the Civil War, which it calls the “War Between the States.” The group proposes a different design each year between now and 2015, with Forrest slated for 2014.

You've got to be shitting me right? Can Mississippi please enter the fucking 21st century? Not letting go of Colonel Reb. KKK license plates. This shit is fucking embarrassing.

Pac still causing trouble...

Can't even rest in piece around here anymore. I guess thats the price of being a gangster. Everybody is all up in your business, even after you've been dead.

If the Pac-12 wants its domain name, it has to go through Tupac

Pac-10 commissioner Larry Scott comes across as a fairly visionary guy. Immediately upon assuming the title last year, he was talking about marketing the conference to Japan, went after the entire Big 12 South in an effort to expand membership to 16 teams, eventually added Colorado and Utah to transform the league into the Pac-12 and still plans to start the Pac-12 Network. But even with his farsighted track record, I can almost guarantee Larry Scott did not foresee a legal fight involving Tupac Shakur on the horizon.

But here we are. In its ongoing branding effort in the transition from the "Pac-10" to the "Pac-12," the conference filed a claim* last week with the World Intellectual Property Organization for rights to the domain name "pac12.com," which currently features – what else? – an Amazon.com widget offering visitors "A 12Pac from Tupac," a collection of MP3 downloads of a dozen albums by the dead rapper. The page title: "Tupac Lives!"

For the record, you can get to the league's current site, Pac-10.org, by typing in "Pac-10.com," but not "Pac10.org" or "Pac10.com," which redirect to a generic placeholder site despite the fact that the Pac-10 actually owns both. The URLs "Pac-12.com," "Pac-12.org" and "Pac12.org" are all registered to Bet-R Sites, LLC (host to the sublime Quotable Les Miles, among a handful of other sites), and all redirect to the same blank white screen. Clearly, the Pac-10/12 simply must have Pac12.com.

As for that site, the domain was initially created in July 2005, and the current owner's registration expires in six months. Whether it's ever been used as anything other than an obscure, mercantilist shrine to Tupac, I don't know. But it was last updated on Feb. 1 – a day before the Pac-10 filed its complaint with the WIPO, likely in an attempt to keep the conference from claiming the site as dormant and/or abandoned. I'm a fake doctor, not a lawyer, so I won't speculate on the possible outcome of an intellectual property case. But these domain squatters, man, they're harder than they look.

NSFW - Language, etc.

THIS GUY SHOULD GET SOME MORE PT

SERIOUSLY... IT'S TIME TO LET IT GO

LEAKED SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL

CARL'S SUPER BOWL STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY OF THE WEEK

NEXT IN LINE

When you think recent LSU D-Linemen you think of names like Dorsey, Lavalais, Williams, Wroten, Jean-Francois and Nevis. That list might be adding a name in the next few years. Anthony Johnson, aka "The Freak", inked with the Tigers this past Wednesday and looks to carry on the tradition. 6'3 294 and quick as a cat, Johnson is a name that will surely be on this list before it's all said and done.

SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE

Global warming my ass! People, it snowed in south Texas. If this isn't a sign that the world is coming to an end I don't know what is. Stock up on dry goods and ammo. Shit just got real.