Sunday, November 28, 2010

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT...

Saddam Hussein gets rid of his WMD's but we don't believe him so we attack Iraq. Kim Jong Il goes on television and tells everyone he has WMD's and then says watch this as he tests the rockets that would deliver these WMD's and we do nothing. Il then decides to lob Mortars at a small island inhabited by South Koreans, killing and injuring many, and says that he did it because the island belongs to him. So surely the US would say enough and put a stop to this right? i mean we attacked Iraq for far less. Nope, the US decides to condemn the attacks and tell Kim Jong Il not to do it again. In laymans terms, Il slapped us in the face and instead of knocking the fuck out of him we told him that was wrong and not to do it again. Then he did it again and we told him we were angry, that he was wrong, and not to do it again. If you don't understand that analogy, how about this one. Il basically showed up at Thanksgiving dinner, stood on top of the table and pulled his pecker out and swung it around like a helicopter all while telling your grandmother to shake her ass for him. Then he came back and did it again at Christmas. My question is how many times does this little midget have to do this to us before we say enough is enough? This whole thing makes me think of this video...

Sunday, November 21, 2010

TIGERS DOWN YOGI BEARS 43-36

Don't have much to say about this one. Ole Miss was jacked up to play LSU and restore some pride after the whipping they took to Tennessee. LSU, especially the D, looked a little uninspired (hard to believe since it was senior day). Masoli finally played like the player the fans thought they were getting at the beginning of the season. Jordan Jefferson finally looked like the player fans thought they had at the beginning of the season. The game reminded me of last year but the difference was that LSU apparently learned how to manage the clock on the last drive. Anyway, til next year...


Wednesday, November 17, 2010

WE'RE F%#KED

Ok, I realize that this is not really the normal thing we post here on this blog, but it has cartoon dogs wearing people clothes and that's a winner in my book. Somehow these dogs make me understand how screwed up our government is more than the so called "news" channels. After watching this you should go out and buy a bunch of guns and leather and chains and shit because it's only a matter of time before America turns into Thunderdome.





and if you don't know what I meant when I said Thunderdome, here ya go...




Tuesday, November 16, 2010

OH YEAH!

I know this is not really news to anyone but Family Guy is the funniest show on TV. One of my favorite scenes is when the Kool Aid man runs through the wall in the courtroom. I don't know why, but this just cracks me up every time I see it. It's actually two parts in two different episodes. For laughs sake here are both of them.

The first one...




and the follow up...




That judge gets me every time.