HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEA

Alright ladies, I expect to see a replica of this picture from inside Webster's this Saturday, so get to work.

VIOLATION OF PERSONAL SPACE

LSU DOMINATES AUBURN

Maybe I should rethink my "Fire Les Miles Comments". We will find out in two weeks

I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND BIAS HERE...

but don't you think it's a little sad and pathetic to put LSU in one of your fight songs?

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=4586847

SERIOUSLY?

NO WONDER OLE MISS LOST

Nutt told his players to go for the ball and they got confused, or excited, either way wrong ball.

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It's Monday...Why Not!!

Saw this video on the Barstool and couldn't resist. I know some folks from the Bluff, not these people obviously. Anyway, it was going good for about :30 seconds and then all hell broke loose...It was on. Everybody, well almost everybody, got in the action. I don't think the video would have been worth it had it not been the bravery of the trick working the camera. It was like she was ringside at Ali/Frazier.......Here is some of her commentary for you to salivate on: At the 1:08 mark, "A street riot...Everybody fighting" That is just good play-by-play work, I don't care what you say. And then at the at the 1:40 mark, "I am about to go...F this....this is ganster shit right here"......You just can't make this stuff up. That is just straight calling it like she sees it.... And you really can't argue with those dance moves at the 2:30 mark and the 2:54 mark.....That is club shit right there. And I can assure you the next time I am around and a fight breaks out, I am yelling, "You better beat that bitches ass". I don't care if it is dudes.

OBAMA AUTO TUNE

I am so getting this app

Rebel Recap

You just can't do much when you have six turnovers and your defense is on the field for 38+ minutes. It is pretty obvious the Rebel offense is on the operating table, the paddles are warmed up... Clear.. nothing... straight flatline....Just dead. I feel bad for the defense.. they are doing everything they can. They held Bama to field goals despite being put in some tough situations. Sure, the talented back Ingram from Bama had 170+ on the ground and a score, but hell he had 38 minutes to work with. Give Bama all the credit in the world. They are good across the board, offense, defense, etc. For the Rebels.....I hope they can generate some offense to try and get things going over the next 7 games. Still got a shot at having a respectable season if they can do so. If not, I don't know what the hell to expect. Not much else to say about it other than it was pretty much another moral victory to be able to hang around with the #3 team in the country. I am sure there are some thinking what if? What if they didn't turn the ball over so much..etc... Have fun dealing with that. Homecoming is next week against UAB. That should be interesting.

WORST LSU OFFENSE EVER...

Who's to blame








The answer

GAMEDAY SIGNS

I always enjoy watching college gameday to see what signs people come up with. Some are dirty like one today which read "Tim Tebow loves Coach Urban Meyer" (the first letters were in bold to highlight CUM) and some are just down right clever like the Patrick Peterson follow me windmill. I'm sure all of you State fans remember the 93 yard punt return by Chad Jones in the game this year, but what LSU fans talk more about is Patrick Peterson running 40 yards doing his arm in a windmill motion telling Jones to follow him. Someone made a cutout of Peterson today where the arm moved and had it on gameday.

Here is the video of the punt return so you can see it happen for real

Now here is the video of the cutout someone had on gameday. It's right above Herbie's left shoulder.



Now that just clever thinking by a Tiger fan. FYI Tebow has been medically cleared to play tonight.

What a Month!!

So I bought this calender at the first of the year because it was a Chuck Norris calender and it has some clever saying each month. You have all probably heard a million of the Chuck Norris jokes, but it really cracked me up that this month was singled out. Anyway, make the most of it.

Will he play???

JORT SALES IN GAINESVILLE TRIPLE IN PREPERATION FOR BIG GAME

MLB Playoffs start Today

I know I have been slacking on this and some of you could probably care less about baseball, but this is what those guys are playing for. I took 162 games to get here. 163 for one team, which was by far an instant classic. If you didn't see it, that is a shame. We would post a video of the highlights but there is this whole copyright issue. Anyway, out of the American League you got the Yankees taking on those pesky Twins and Boston trying to continue there dominance of the Angels in the postseason. Out of the National league, the Phillies are taking on the Rockies and The Dodgers have the task of dealing with the Cardinals. This is going to be good.

Here's hoping the Rebs don't get killed

So, there are several big games taking place this weekend across the nation, but more importantly the SEC. None bigger than the #1 Gators taking a trip to Red stick to take on the #4 Tigers. It will be epic for sure. Not gonna go into any detail about the upcoming game, that is Mac's department. However, another storyline is the #20 Rebs hosting the #3 Tide. Bama has pretty much had the Rebels number for eternity. The last time Ole Miss beat Bama was in 2003 and I really hope we can pull the upset...although I am not that confident. The Rebs have looked mediocre at best this season, so as the title says, here's hoping the Rebs don't get killed.

SEC Home Opener: #16/20 Ole Miss (3-1, 1-1) vs. #3/3 ALABAMA (5-0, 2-0)
TIME: October 10, 2009, 2:30 p.m.

CTSITE (CAPACITY): Vaught-Hemingway Stadium/Hollingsworth Field (60,580); Oxford, Miss.

TV: CBS (Craig Bolerjack, play-by-play; Steve Beuerlein, analyst).

SERIES INFO: This meeting will be the 57th all-time between Ole Miss and Alabama dating back to 1894. The Crimson Tide holds a 45-9-2 advantage in the series, including a 46-8-2 lead on-the-field. Ole Miss received a win by forfeit for Alabama’s 19-14 victory in 1993. Alabama has won 19 of the last 22 on-the-field meetings and five straight since Ole Miss’ 42-28 triumph in Oxford in 2003. The Tide has escaped each of the last three meetings by four points or less including last year’s 24-20 result in Tuscaloosa. The teams have split the last four encounters at Vaught-Hemingway Stadium, although the Tide enjoys a 6-2 on-the-field edge in Oxford.

WHAT TO WATCH FOR: After playing on the road in three of the season’s first four games, the Rebels open a three-game homestand ... Ole Miss is seeking to end a four-game skid in SEC home openers ... The Rebels face their first ranked opponent of the season ... The last four games in the Ole Miss-Alabama series have been decided in the final minute ... The Rebels are off to their best start since 2002 ... Ole Miss is averaging 39.0 points over its last eight games while holding the opposition to 11.3 points ... Jevan Snead has completed a TD pass in 13 straight games ... John Jerry is the reigning SEC Offensive Lineman of the Week.

ALABAMA SCOUTING REPORT: The balanced Crimson Tide attack ranks top-four in the SEC in total offense, rushing offense and passing offense. Sophomore RB Mark Ingram is averaging 97.4 yards per game with six TDs, while freshman RB Trent Richardson is adding 60.8 ypg with four scores. With three additional scoring catches, Ingram is the SEC leader in total TDs. Junior QB Greg McElroy is the sixth-most efficient passer in the NCAA, completing 65.6 percent of his passes and averaging 217.2 ypg with nine TDs and one interception. Alabama tops the conference in rushing defense and is second in total defense. Junior LB Rolando McClain boasts a team-high 35 tackles and is one of four players with at least four TFLs. Senior CB Javier Arenas boasts 26 stops and 3.0 sacks, in addition to leading the SEC in punt returns at 19.0 ypr.

OLE MISS VS. RANKED OPPONENTS• In No. 3 Alabama, Ole Miss encounters its first ranked opponent of the year. • Last year, Ole Miss faced five top-25 foes, all away from from Oxford ... The Rebels posted a 3-2 mark, defeating No. 4 Florida 31-30, No. 18 LSU 31-13 and No. 8 Texas Tech 47-34 (Cotton Bowl) and falling at No. 20 Wake Forest 30-28 and No. 2 Alabama 24-20.• Prior to last year’s Florida win, Ole Miss had dropped 15 straight games against ranked opposition ... The last victory over a top-25 foe had been a 31-28 road win at No. 25 South Carolina in 2004• With the 2008 win at No. 4 Florida, Ole Miss earned its first victory over a top-five foe since a 20-13 triumph over No. 3 Notre Dame in 1977 in Jackson ... The Rebels' previous road win over a top-five team had been a 15-7 triumph over LSU on Nov. 3, 1962, when Ole Miss was ranked No. 6 and LSU was No. 4. • Ole Miss is 56-128-2 all-time versus ranked teams.

REBEL NOTEBOOK• The last time the Rebels started the year 3-1 was 2002, when Ole Miss opened with a 5-1 mark.• The Rebels have split their first two SEC games for the second straight year ... A win against Alabama would give Ole Miss its best start to SEC play since opening the league schedule 6-0 in 2003.• Ole Miss is 40-33-1 (.563 winning pct.) in its SEC home openers (including games played in Memphis and Jackson) ... The Rebels’ last SEC home opening win was a 26-23 OT triumph over Vanderbilt in 2004.• For the first time this year, Ole Miss led in time of possession at Vanderbilt, 35:49 to 24:11.• The South Carolina loss snapped an eight-game win streak, which was the Rebels' longest streak since reeling off 10 consecutive triumphs during the 1971-72 seasons ... It was the second-longest win streak in the nation ... Ole Miss' previous loss was the 24-20 setback at No. 2 Alabama last year.

REB ZONE: Ole Miss has been practically perfect in the red zone thus far this season. In their 14 trips inside the 20 yard line, the Rebels have totaled 12 touchdowns and two field goals. Of the 12 TDs, five were rushing and seven passing. Ole Miss is tied for the SEC lead in red zone production.

STINGY DEFENSE• Ole Miss ranks second in the SEC in scoring defense, allowing just 10.8 points per game this year.• Dating back to last season, the Rebels are holding opponents to just 11.3 points over the last eight games ... The Rebel defense has posted two shutouts in this span.• The Rebels are rated fourth in the SEC in total defense (274.0 ypg), fourth in rushing defense (114.2 ypg) and fifth in passing defense (159.8 ypg).• Ole Miss has held the opposition under 300 yards of total offense three times this year, including the both SEC games, and eight times under head coach Houston Nutt ... The Rebels limited Vanderbilt to 240 yards (69 passing) and South Carolina to 285 (65 rushing).

OFFENSIVE NOTES• Junior QB Jevan Snead has completed at least one TD pass in 13 consecutive games, which is three short of Eli Manning's school record ... Snead has passed for multiple TD passes in eight of the last nine games, including three against Vanderbilt Saturday ... Snead has topped 200 yards passing eight times in his two seasons as a Rebel, including at Vanderbilt with 237 ... Snead's 34 pass attempts at Vanderbilt marked a career high, while he rushed for a career-high 28 yards, including a career-long run of 24 yards.

• Senior WR Shay Hodge notched his second career 100-yard receiving game and first of the year at Vanderbilt with a career-high eight receptions for season-high 122 yards and two TDs, which tied his career high ... Hodge's team-high three scoring grabs this year move him alone into second on the Ole Miss all-time TD receptions list with 17 ... Hodge is sixth in the SEC in both receptions (4.2 rpg) and receiving yards (67.2 ypg).

• Senior Dexter McCluster led the team in rushing against South Carolina for the first time this year with season highs of 15 carries for 85 yards ... He failed to collect a reception for the first time in five games ... In the season opener at Memphis, McCluster posted 115 all-purpose yards (nine rushes for 50, six passes for 65) and two TDs (one rushing, one receiving, both in the fourth quarter).

• Sophomore RB Brandon Bolden has led the team in rushing in three of the four games this year, including at Vanderbilt with 89 yards on a career-high 16 carries ... He tied his career high for receptions with three, going for 22 yards and his second career receiving TD. ... Bolden ranks seventh in the SEC in rushing at 74.2 ypg ... He topped the 100-yard mark for the second time in his career with 105 yards on 13 carries against Southeastern Louisiana.

• Junior WR Markeith Summers topped the team in receiving at South Carolina with two grabs for 60 yards and a TD ... He is second on the team in TD receptions with a pair.

• Sophomore RB Enrique Davis leads the team in rushing TDs with two … Davis boasts five career touchdowns.

DEFENSIVE NOTES • Ole Miss is averaging 6.75 tackles for loss per game and notched a season-high 10.0 at Memphis ... The Rebels tied for the nation’s lead in TFLs in 2008 averaging 8.62 pg.

• The Ole Miss defense did not allow a pass completion to Vanderbilt in the first half ... The Commodores finished with just 69 passing yards.

• Five different Rebels have posted interceptions this year ... At Vanderbilt, sophomore CB Marcus Temple became the latest with his first career pick.

•Three of the Rebels’ top four tacklers at Vanderbilt were linebackers ... Senior LB Patrick Trahan led the team in stops with a career-high 11, including two TFLs, while junior LB Jonathan Cornell equaled his career-best of eight tackles. Junior LB Allen Walker added five stops.

• Junior DE Kentrell Lockett has been credited with at least one TFL in each game and leads the team with 4.5 ... Lockett also boasts team highs of 3.0 sacks and five QB pressures.• Senior CB Cassius Vaughn is the SEC leader in passes defended at 1.50 per game ... Vaughn has recorded five pass break-ups and his third career interception ... Vaughn has registered two picks in the last five games, dating back to last season.

• Junior S Johnny Brown tops the team and ranks 11th in the SEC in tackles at 7.2 per game ... He is also tied for fourth in the conference in passes defended at 1.25 per game (4 PB, 1 INT) ... In the season opener against Memphis, Brown made his first start since his freshman year and recorded his second career interception ... Brown also topped the team with a career-high 15 tackles.

•Junior DT Jerrell Powe registered a career-high six stops at Vanderbilt ... Powe, who moved into the starting lineup in the second game of the year, ranks second on the team with 4.0 TFLs ... He posted a career-high 2.0 in the season opener against Memphis.

• Senior DE Greg Hardy continues to fill the stat line for the Rebels, totaling 3.0 TFLs, 2.0 sacks, two pressures, two pass break-ups and a fumble recovery this year.

Get to Work!!!

Thats right people. I am up at 7. Hope this sets the tone for the day and possibly the week!

NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART

Rebs get past Perennial Cupcake Vandy

Well I didn't get to see all of the game due to a little thing called a job, but I guess I can be pleased with a victory and a 3-1 record at this point in the season. As much as the Rebel nation craves victory this is kinda new territory considering years past. Nonetheless, on the road in the SEC is never really as easy at it may seem on paper. Granted the Rebels controlled the clock and played inspired defense they still had there stumbles, like 3 pics. However, this was countered with 3 td passes by Jevan. I guess next week should be interesting with Bammer coming to town. Anyway, I don't have much else. Like I said, didn't get to see much of the game to form an opinion and I am way to hungover to try and get philosophical about this, so postgame notes.

SERIES INFORMATION

This game was the 84th meeting between Ole Miss and Vanderbilt dating back to 1894 ... It is the Rebels' third-most played series behind Mississippi State (105) and LSU (97).
The Rebels lead the series 47-35-2 and have won 13 of the last 17 meetings since 1992.
The Rebels have taken six of the last eight meetings at Vanderbilt Stadium, although the Commodores hold a 26-21-2 advantage in games played in Nashville.
Ole Miss leads 47-17-2 in SEC games versus VU ... Vanderbilt won the first 19 games in the series, with Ole Miss having won 47 of the last 65 games played between the two teams.

CAPTAINS (All Seniors)
Marshay Green (CB), John Jerry (OT), Kendrick Lewis (FS), Dexter McCluster (WR)

STARTER NOTES
Senior Mark Jean-Louis earned his first career start (FB), and senior Dexter McCluster made his first career start at running back. After missing the last two games, senior TE Gerald Harris made his first start of the year, after starting six games a year ago.

GENERAL NOTES
Ole Miss faced its third road test in the season's first four games.
The Rebels are off to their first 3-1 start since 2002.
The Rebels split their first two SEC games for the second straight year.
Ole Miss led time of possession 35:49 to 24:11 and passing yards 237 to 69.

OFFENSIVE NOTES

Senior WR Shay Hodge notched his second career 100-yard receiving game and first of the year with a career-high eight receptions for season-high 122 yards and two TDs, which tied his career high ... Hodge's two scoring grabs move him alone into second on the Ole Miss all-time TD receptions list with 17.

Junior QB Jevan Snead recorded season highs in every category, completing 19-of-34 for 237 yards, three TDs and three interceptions ... Snead has completed at least one TD pass in 13 consecutive games, which is three short of Eli Manning's school record ... He also tossed multiple TDs for the ninth time in the last 10 games ... Snead's 34 pass attempts are a career high ... He rushed for a career-high 28 yards, including a career-long run of 24 yards ... Snead's a streak of two straight games with no interceptions came to an end with his most picks since committing four in last year's Vanderbilt game.

Sophomore RB Brandon Bolden led the team in rushing for the third time in four games this year with 89 yards on a career-high 16 carries ... He tied his career high for receptions with three, going for 22 yards and his second career TD.

Ole Miss is averaging 39.0 points over its last eight games.

DEFENSIVE NOTES

The Rebels are allowing just 10.8 points per game this year ... Dating back to last season, Ole Miss is holding opponents to just 11.3 points over the last eight games.

Ole Miss held the opposition under 300 yards of total offense for the third time this year and eighth time under head coach Houston Nutt.

The Ole Miss defense did not allow a pass completion to Vanderbilt in the first half ... The Commodores finished with just 69 passing yards.

Ole Miss notched five TFLs, including four sacks, and seven pass break-ups.

Senior LB Patrick Trahan topped the team in tackles with a career-high 10 including a sack.
Sophomore CB Marcus Temple recorded his first career interception.
Junior DT Jerrell Powe registered a career-high six stops.
Junior LB Jonathan Cornell equaled his career-best of eight tackles.

SPECIAL TEAMS NOTES

Senior K Joshua Shene's third extra point attempt of the game was blocked, ending his streak of 88 straight PATs which stands as the second-longest in school history ... It marked Shene's only miss of the year (3-for-3 FGs, 14-for-15 PATs) ... Shene converted his lone FG attempt from 20 yards.

In just his second career game, freshman P Tyler Campbell booted a 57-yarder to the Vanderbilt 4 yard line ... It was just one yard shy of the Rebels' long punt of 2008 ... Campbell averaged 46.7 yards on three punts on the day.

With senior Justin Sparks out today with injury, junior Richie Contartesi handled holder duties for the first time in his career.

LSU WINS DESPITE COACHES

I'm sure some of you thought I would come on here and say I was wrong last week when I called for the firing of Les Miles. Well, not so fast. If you watched the game yesterday you saw as well as I did that the LSU players won despite the coaching staff. LSU completely dominated the first half but only had 6 points because as soon as they got in the red zone, the coached completely shut down the playbook. I'm happy we won, but Miles still scares the shit out of me. On a side note, it's time to take the Ferrari out of the garage. Russell Shepard (pictured above) has been unstoppable when he comes in the game. Shepard has 17 carries for 106 yards and is averaging 6.2 yards per carry, and all of those yards come despite the defense knowing he is getting the ball when he comes in the game. Shepard has 0 yards for loss. I'll say that again, Shepard has 0 yards for loss. Shepard has yet to be on the field when he did not run the ball and has gotten positive yards every time. The defense is putting 8 men in the box and still can not stop him. Imagine if they let the 2008 #1 dual threat quarterback throw the ball once every now and then. I think Jefferson is an adequate quarterback and should continue to start, but it's blatantly obvious that Shepard it our best playmaker even as a true freshman. It's time to turn him loose Les.

Hello Weekend

Have a great weekend. Hope it's like this..

Careful at work...language

Time to show up

Sure the Rebels are playing Vandy and for the most part, Vandy is worse than Ole Miss, but as I have said before and will continue to say, Nothing that Ole Miss has done thus far has impressed me. It is time to put up or shut up. If they lose to Vandy; If they so much as have a close game at Vandy, then there is no telling how bad Bama is going to destroy them the following week in Oxford. Just facts people. The Rebs have been off for two weeks. That is more than enough time to get everyone who is ill better and work on that lack of offense. Mostly getting Dexter involved in the game a little sooner than midway through the 3rd quarter. It is time for Ja-von to be Jevan. Before we get to the info about the upcoming matchup I will leave you with this quote. It comes from a man who is now pretty much hated for his ability in calling games from the booth. All that aside, it doesn't diminish what he accomplished as a coach. I am talking about John Madden...

"Don't worry about the blind mule; Just load the wagon"

Something to think about for all you out there. Now a little series info:

#18/21 Ole Miss (2-1, 0-1) vs. Vanderbilt (2-2, 0-2)

TIME: October 3, 2009, 6:05 p.m.

CTSITE (CAPACITY/SURFACE): Vanderbilt Stadium (39,773); Nashville, Tenn.

TV: ESPNU (Eric Collins, play-by-play; Brock Huard, analyst). The game will also be available on ESPN GamePlan.

SERIES INFO: This game will be the 84th meeting between Ole Miss and Vanderbilt dating back to 1894. The Rebels lead the series 46-35-2 and have won 12 of the last 16 meetings since 1992, despite last year’s 23-17 setback in Oxford. The Commodores hold a 26-20-2 advantage in games played in Nashville. although the Rebels have taken five of the last seven. The Dores won the last two at Vanderbilt Stadium. Ole Miss leads 46-17-2 in SEC games versus VU. Vanderbilt won the first 19 games in the series, with Ole Miss having won 46 of the last 64 games played between the two teams.

WHAT TO WATCH FOR: Ole Miss faces its third road test in the season’s first four games ... The Rebels are shooting for their first 3-1 start since 2002 ... Ole Miss looks to bounce back from its first loss following an eight-game win streak ... The Rebels are attempting to split their first two SEC games for the second straight year ... Ole Miss is averaging 41.3 points over its last seven games ... Jevan Snead has completed a TD pass in 12 straight games.

REBEL NOTEBOOK• The last time the Rebels started the year 3-1 was 2002, when Ole Miss opened with a 5-1 mark.• The South Carolina loss snapped an eight-game win streak, which was the Rebels' longest streak since reeling off 10 consecutive triumphs during the 1971-72 seasons ... It was the second-longest win streak in the nation ... Ole Miss' previous loss was the 24-20 setback at No. 2 Alabama last year.

OFFENSIVE PRODUCTION• Over its last seven games, Ole Miss is averaging 41.3 points per outing, while holding the opposition to just 11.9 points ... Included in this span of games is a 59-0 blanking of Louisiana-Monroe, which was Ole Miss’ largest margin of victory since 1969. • The South Carolina game snapped a school-record streak of four straight games with 45 or more points.

REB ZONE: Ole Miss has been practically perfect in the red zone thus far this season. In their 10 trips inside the 20 yard line, the Rebels have totaled nine touchdowns and one field goal. Of the nine TDs, five were rushing and four passing. Ole Miss is tied for the SEC lead in red zone production.

STINGY DEFENSE• Ole Miss ranks second in the SEC in scoring defense, allowing just 12.0 points per game this year.• Dating back to last season, the Rebels are holding opponents to just 11.9 points over the last seven games ... The Rebel defense has posted two shutouts in this span.• Ole Miss has held the opposition under 300 yards of total offense twice this year and seven times under head coach Houston Nutt ... The Rebels limited South Carolina to 285 yards, including just 65 on the ground.

PASS DEFENSE IMPROVEMENT: After ranking 10th in pass defense efficiency a year ago, Ole Miss stands fourth in the SEC in that category after two games, limiting the opposition to an 94.3 efficiency rating. The Rebel defense has surrendered just one passing TD, while recording four interceptions.

TURNOVER MARGIN: Thus far this season, Ole Miss is +3 in turnover margin, which is tied for fourth in the SEC. Ole Miss has forced nine total turnovers this year with five by fumble and four via interception. Against Southeastern Louisiana, the Rebel defense recovered three fumbles for the first time since the 2005 Kentucky game.

PICK SIX: Dating back to last year, Ole Miss has posted an interception return for a TD in three of the last four games and notched multiple interceptions in seven of the last eight. Against Southeastern Louisiana, Cassius Vaughn and D.T. Shackelford collected picks, and Shackelford returned his first career INT 58 yards for his first career TD. In the opener at Memphis, Fon Ingram and Johnny Brown each intercepted passes, and Ingram returned his 38 yards for the score. In the 2009 Cotton Bowl, Marshay Green notched a 65-yard interception return for a TD en route to earning Defensive MVP honors. Ole Miss totaled 16 picks in 2008, led by Kendrick Lewis four and Vaughn’s three.