Friday, July 23, 2010

SCRATCH THIS ONE OFF MY LIST OF MOVES

Apparently in Mississippi it is illegal to tell a woman you will marry her just so you can have sex with her.

97-29-55. Seduction of female over age of eighteen by promised or pretended marriage.

If any person shall obtain carnal knowledge of any woman, or female child, over the age of eighteen years, of previous chaste character, by virtue of any feigned or pretended marriage or any false or feigned promise of marriage, he shall, upon conviction, be imprisoned in the penitentiary not more than five years; but the testimony of the female seduced, alone, shall not be sufficient to warrant a conviction.



Wait, I'm safe, I just read this again and realized the girl has to be a virgin and we all know there's no virgins over 18 outside the state of Utah. Any of you ladies want to get married?