Cold ass drummin'

Pretty incredible considering the entire set is made of ice. I don't know how or why this guy went there with the ice, but I was impressed.

THE LONELY ISLAND

While watching "Role Models" last night with some friends, I noticed one of the actors in the movie was Jorma Taccone from The Lonely Island. To my suprise, when I brought this up no one knew what I was talking about. The Lonely Island is a three man comedy team consisting of Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer. All three are writers on SNL and if you watch the show you will recognize Andy Samburg as an actor too. Their debut album "Incredibad" is currently #1 on itunes. Everyone knows their singles "Lazy Sunday" and "Dick in a Box" but some lesser known others like "Jizz in my Pants" and "I'm on a Boat" are just as funny. Here are some Monday morning videos for your enjoyment. Be careful at work. Most have some language.

JIZZ IN MY PANTS- The name speaks for itself





I'M ON A BOAT - I think this is my favorite one. I would have to guess they are mocking all the rap videos that take place on yachts.





DICK IN A BOX - Everyone knows this one.




LAZY SUNDAY - The first one to make it on SNL

WHO'S NEXT...

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO'S NEXT!!!!!!!






This is my challenge to any other rudy poo girls out there who want the smack laid down on their candy asses. Any takers out there, you know where to find me. Like a Vegas titty bar, I'm always open. KNOW YOUR ROLL AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Photos from Sunday Night B-Ball

Did I promise you photos or what?!? Thanks for having patience with us on getting these up and big ups to Malone for being the only person with enough damn sense to bring a camera to this occasion.


Stretch it out big guy.....


Maybe I shouldn't do this...



Macarthur seting up the drive.....

This is what victory looks like....

THE GRADULATION

Basketball Contest: The Recap- Way to go Mac!!

Well I wasn't completely accurate with my prediction earlier concerning Mac working the mid range area and staying away from the paint. A vast majority of the baskets were made under the hoop. Sure they flashed a little range, hitting a few three balls, but this game was played in the trenches and won by MacArthur 21-17. A hard fought battle between two entirely out of shape individuals that really came down to the wire. When we asked MacArthur when he knew he had it in the bag, he said, "after I made that last basket." Right you are MacArthur, right you are.. However things weren't all rosy on his end. On the way out there MacArthur was quoted as saying, " This was a mistake.... I am already winded from the drive out here." This foreshadowing proved to be right and wrong. As it was not a mistake because of the narrow victory and the fact that he won 4 bartabs paid for by the unfortunate loser in Flanagan. However, the lungs and chest of Mac would disagree. Much pain has been put on this man from his efforts on the hardwood. On the ride back MacArthur said, " I didn't exert any muscles except my lungs". Painful as that sounds, it is true. A smoke break was requested at point number 11, however it was not honored due to lack of smokes.

The game started off slow with both sides missing out on there first four attempts. At this point, us onlookers were thinking that this was going to be a long one. But they both settled into a groove and put forth a fine display, some would call it futility, but I like to think of it as a fight for survival. Stats wise MacArthur held his on with a double-double, 11 boards to go along with the before mentioned 21 points. In addition 3 blocks were recorded for MacArthur. Overall, Mac went 10 for 26. Stats out of Flanagan camp were 7 for 20. She did hit a few clutch three's to keep her in the contest to go along with 5 boards and a blocked shot. Yes, she threw Macs stuff out once. Fatigue was obvious on both sides, I got tired watching and am sure that I botched a stat or two, but to the victor goes the spoils.... 4 bartabs to be redeemed at you neighborhood Webster's food and drink. Is a rematch possible?.?... Not from where this writer was watching, but who knows. Pictures to follow as soon as they are recieved from a third party contractor.

Tonight: Basketball??

Basketball you say? No, not the NCAA tournament. A different type of B-ball. A simple game of 21 between two fierce competitors. On one side our very own MacArthur, the other Kate Flanagan. This is not your run of the mill match up between boy and girl, old and young. There is a bar tab at stake here. A month long bar tab at that. I am not sure if I can reveal the location of the event, as I am pretty sure it is not sanctioned and there could be some potential repercussions. Upon first hearing of this challenge, I immediately sided with Kate. She is younger and doesn't have 15 years of living like Keith Richards under her belt like MacArthur. But I am not counting Mac out on this one. While old and probably pretty out of shape, he could bury the mid range jumper back in the day. Anything outside the paint I gotta give to Mac, but then again, I have never seen Kate shoot the rock. She could be a beast from 15 feet and in, who knows. I don't really forsee anyone taking control of the paint, this will all be jumpshots. Anyway, tip is at 7 and details will be provided by myself and a local sports writer.

# 1 FAT

ORIGINAL SONG:
Bad by Michael Jackson




Weird Al Yankovich I Am Fat - video powered by Metacafe

THIS WEEKEND AT WEBSTER'S!

Spring Break is slowly coming to an end so come out to Webster's this weekend and let your freak flags fly!



Thursday
MARCH MADNESS!!!
Take off a little early and join us for the BIG GAME!!
Mississippi State Bulldogs v. Washington Huskies
Tip off at 4:00!

Friday
Live Music from Sorghum Hill

# 2 WHITE AND NERDY

ORIGINAL SONG:
Rindin' by Chamillionaire

If you would have asked me in 2006 where Weird Al Yankovic was, my response probably would have been "Dead I guess". After many years of mediocrity, Weird Al brought the thunder with his first ever top 10 on the billboard 100. The top two were very hard to decide. There were many times during the week where I thought "White and Nerdy" would be #1. In the end, it came up just short to a classic. If you can't figure out what #1 is, it will be posted this afternoon.


White and Nerdy

# 3 EAT IT

The top 3 are definately the hardest to rank as they are far and away the best 3. The top 2 will be revealed tomorrow.

ORIGINAL SONG:
Beat It by Michael Jackson


Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It

Sometimes you just gotta bring in a closer...

We've all been there, staring down the odds of closing out the deal regardless of what it is, chick, ballgame, whatever. I think we have all been in this situation, groom fading, as he should be..


And this is just classic

# 4 AMISH PARADISE

ORIGINAL SONG
Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio


amish paradise-weird al

#5 I LOVE ROCKY ROAD

ORIGINAL SONG:
I Love Rock and Roll by Joan Jett

THIS WOMAN MAKES IMPORTANT DECISIONS FOR OUR COUNTRY

I plucked this gem from The Sporting News Blog...

Rep. Brown Gradulates Gator on BS Title

Monday, March 16, 2009
Posted By Spencer Hall 3:10 PM

United States Representative Corrine Brown, your magnificently garbled tribute to Florida's BS title is better than any illegal drug I may or may not have taken, since I have no idea where I am after a single listen, no longer can speak, and am indeed shaken for the future of both our nation and for humanity as a whole. Watch, and do not operate heavy machinery or fly a commercial airplane for at least two hours afterwards.

Where to begin: first there's the robe, some kind of Druidic orange and blue sacrificial cowl I've never seen in the Florida bookstore that she wore just for the occasion of stabbing the English language in the chest in just three minutes of speech. Then she "gradulates" the "Gator" on their national championship, especially "Curch Urban Meyers" and "Percy Harvey," who played "gustily." Everyone showed good "sportmanship," though, and then she ends with an incomprehensible Gator cheer I believe she improvised on the spot.

Ms. Brown, to paraphrase a man far more eloquent than me: what I just heard was one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything considered a rational thought. Everyone in that room is now dumber for hearing it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY

#6 LIKE A SURGEON

ORIGINAL SONG:
Like a Virgin by Madonna


Weird Al Yankovic - like a surgeon

Eastbound and Down

No, not the awesome Jerry Reed song... I am talking about Kenny f#$&ing Powers. If you haven't been watching this show, I am sorry. Your life is a little less than what it should be.



So much wisdom......

#7 SMELLS LIKE NIRVANA

You are getting a third one today because I found out that I do not have to work on Friday so the countdown will end Thursday afternoon instead.

ORIGINAL SONG:
Smells like Teen Spirit by Nirvana

COLEMAN NAMED SEC PITCHER OF THE WEEK

03/16/2009
by www.LSUsports.net

BATON ROUGE -- LSU right-hander Louis Coleman was named Southeastern Conference Pitcher of the Week Monday by the league office.

Coleman, a senior from Schlater, Miss., was brilliant on the mound last week, posting two victories over Kentucky to lead LSU to an SEC series victory. In two appearances vs. UK (one start), Coleman was 2-0 with a 0.93 ERA in 9.2 innings, allowing just one run on five hits with no walks and 11 strikeouts.

Coleman earned the win in relief on Friday night, limiting the Wildcats to no runs on one hit in 2.2 innings with no walks and four strikeouts. He returned as the starting pitcher in the final game of the series on Sunday (a seven-inning contest), and he recorded a complete-game victory, allowing one run on four hits with no walks and seven strikeouts.

Coleman also made a relief appearance against Louisiana-Lafayette on Wednesday, working two shutout innings with five strikeouts. On the year, the right-hander is 4-1 with a 0.40 ERA in 22.2 innings, recording four walks and 32 strikeouts.

#8 I LOST ON JEOPARDY

ORIGINAL SONG:
Jeopardy by The Greg Kihn Band

COLEMAN GETS BOTH WINS AS THE TIGERS TAKE THE SERIES 2-1 OVER THE WILDCATS

Bryan Lazare
TigerBait.com Senior Writer


It was time for Louis Coleman to do his best Jared Bradford impersonation Sunday afternoon.

After being beaten 5-2 by Kentucky in the first game of a doubleheader, LSU needed a pitcher to give a solid outing in the rubber of the series.

Louis Coleman put in a "Bradford-like" performance
Coleman, who pitched to nine batters in recording the victory Friday night, accepted the challenge two days later. He responded with a four-hitter as the Tigers earned a split of the twinbill with a 3-1 victory.

Last year, Bradford was the hurler LSU coach Paul Mainieri used as both a closer and a starter during Southeastern Conference series. In the first conference series in 2009, Mainieri used Coleman in the same role.

"I told Louis after the game that it was a performance Jared Bradford would have been proud of," Mainieri said. "The story today was Louis Coleman. After we lost the first game, I decided to start him. I needed somebody to get us off to a good start."

Coleman, who also threw two innings in relief last Wednesday against Louisiana-Lafayette, was not overpowering against the Wildcats (12-4, 1-2). He gave up four hits, hit two batters and struck out six.

"After throwing almost three innings Friday, I was just pitching one inning at a time today," Coleman said. "I didn't know if I was going to be able to hold up for seven innings.

"But, I got stronger as the game went on. My arm felt better. I hadn't pitched seven innings in two or three years."

Kentucky scored its run in the second on a double by Troy Frazier and a single by Spencer Korus, who took second on a throw to the plate. Coleman got out of the inning when Andy Burns lined into a double play to second baseman Ryan Schimpf.

Coleman also pitched out of jams in the first and third innings. With two on and two out in the first, Coleman struck out Chad Wright. With a runner at second and one out in the third, Coleman struck out Keenan Wiley and got Braden Kapteyn to ground out.

"I didn't necessarily feel pressure," Coleman said. "I tell guys to do stuff this way and do stuff that way. Being one of the leaders on the team, it was my time to back up what I have been preaching."

The Tigers, who only had six hits in the first-game loss, did very little offensively in the nightcap. LSU scored a first-inning run thanks primarily to Jared Mitchell. After drawing a leadoff walk, Mitchell stole second and third. He scored on Tyler Hanover's fly ball.

Wildcats pitcher Alex Meyer did not allow a hit until the fourth, but it was a decisive one. With one out, DJ LeMahieu walked and stole second when Schimpf swung and missed on a hit-and-run. With a 0-2 count, Schimpf hit a homer over the rightfield fence.

"It was a little slider," said Schimpf, who struck out three times in the opener. "He kept it down. I was trying to keep the inning alive. Today was tough. But, that's the good thing about baseball. You can just flush it."

The Tigers (13-4, 2-1) finished with just eight hits in the doubleheader. Only Sean Ochinko and LeMahieu had two hits for the day – both in the opener.

"We saw a lot of great arms this weekend," Schimpf said. "All of us, myself especially, have to do a better job of hitting in the clutch."

LSU's runs in the first game came in the fourth on a walk to Mitchell, a double by Micah Gibbs and a single by Leon Landry. Those runs left the Tigers behind the Wildcats 3-2. LSU had one opportunity to tie the score two innings later.

Trying to protect a 4-2 lead, Kentucky starter Chris Rusin gave up a leadoff double to Ochinko and a one-out walk to Gibbs. The threat ended when Landry struck out and Derek Helenihi hit into a force play.

Austin Ross gave up four runs and eight hits with seven strikeouts in six innings in the first game. Ross was not up to task to matching Rusin, an all-SEC pitcher a year ago. Daniel Bradshaw allowed a run in the seventh.

Blake Dean remained in his slump as he went hitless in five at-bats in the doubleheader. Schimpf was hitless for the day until his two-run homer. Mitchell stole four bases in the nightcap which tied the LSU record.

"I feel like we survived this weekend," Mainieri said. "We won Friday because of a tremendous starting pitcher (Anthony Ranaudo) and a tremendous relief pitcher (Coleman).

"Then, that same relief pitcher was a tremendous starting pitcher Sunday. That's why we won the series. I think Kentucky outplayed us this weekend."

The Tigers will return to action Tuesday night when they play host to Northwestern State at The Box. McNeese State will visit Wednesday night. LSU will travel to South Carolina next weekend.

# 9 THE SAGA BEGINS

ORIGINAL SONG:
American Pie by Don Mclean

Check back this afternoon for #8



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CROCKETT'S NEW LOOK

It took me 5 seconds to look at this picture this morning to decide that with a couple of head tats, Crockett is a dead ringer for Bam Bam Bigelow.

Weird Al Yankovic apparently has a new song coming out

I read today that Weird Al has a new song coming out. I did not realize he was still around. It has been slow at work so I started thinking how much I liked him as a kid and decided to post my top 10 Weird Al videos starting with number 10.

#10 Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Style

Real song - "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits

TONIGHT AT WEBSTERS!!!

Live Music from Phillip Cox - Lead Singer of Sorghumhill

And as always the manager and your ambassador of fun, Michael Mosley, aka Mr. White Chocolate M. Rock






Here is a little blurb that I found about the band.

Sorghum Hill is a Memphis, Tennessee based band playing both traditional and original bluegrass, gospel, and acoustic music. High energy upbeat shows give audiences real value for their entertainment dollar and change many perceptions about traditional acoustic music.

JON STEWART (no not you stewie) OWNS JIM CRAMER AND CNBC

Here is an interview from The Daily Show with John Stewart talking to Jim Cramer (Supposedly an expert) of Mad Money. You can tell that Jon Stewart really is taking this one seriously and not treating it like a comedy show at all. There is a real problem when the only news show that doesn't outright try to deceive you is a comedy show. The interview starts after just a few minutes of lead in.

CHALK UP ANOTHER BEATDOWN THIS FALL FOR KIFFIN

Tennessee coach Lane Kiffin had some stinging last words for Alshon Jeffrey, one of the nation's top wide receivers, according to ESPN.com. Jeffrey of St. Matthews, S.C., signed with South Carolina last month after an intense recruiting battle with Southern Cal and Tennessee. According to ESPN's Chris Lowe, "Kiffin told Jeffrey that if he chose the Gamecocks, he would end up pumping gas for the rest of his life like all the other players from that state who had gone to South Carolina."

THIS WEEK AT WEBSTER'S

Happy Hour Special
Join us for appetizer and drink specials
from 4:00 - 6:00 every day!!!

Wednesday
Crawfish 6:00pm - Get here early!!!

Friday
Live Music from Phillip Cox - Lead Singer of Sorghumhill

Note to Webster's, GET A MECHANICAL BULL!

Stewie, I will expect some sort of compensation for this idea after you make your first million.

"Ogre" at it again

Ed Orgeron was known to rip a few shirts off during his Ole Miss days. It was his way of whipping his players into a frenzy, not to mention a favorite recruiting ploy of his.
It's a trick that's made its way to Tennessee.
The Vols hosted "Junior Day" last weekend, as more than 100 top prospects visited the Tennessee campus unofficially. What they got, according to several of those players, was a virtuoso, bare-chested performance by several of the Tennessee coaches after they split from their parents.
Defensive lineman Denzel McCoy of Atlanta told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution that several of the Tennessee players, including All-American safety Eric Berry, got into the act and they were all jumping around and yelling, "UT Wild Boys," while some of the coaches banged on the doors.
Nobody saw Tennessee coach Lane Kiffin with his shirt off. But by all accounts, he seemed to be enjoying the festivities.
The whole wild scene is reminiscent of Orgeron's legendary first meeting with his Ole Miss players when he took the head job there prior to the 2005 season. The story's been repeated over and over and no doubt embellished a bit.
But in short, he glared at his players in the meeting room, and after leaving briefly, came back in bare-chested and with a few choice words invited anybody in the room to come whip his you-know-what if they had the guts.
Pretty soon, every player on the team had his shirt off, and half the room was chanting "Ole Miss" and the other half "Wild Boys."
Obviously, shirtless is in at Tennessee, too.

"What do you mean, you people?"

I know this is an inside joke that not everyone will get, but it will be funny to some.