Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Bonus NBA Playoff Coverage

Thats right, we don't cover the NBA here, but we are today because I cannot think of anything better than some postseason action. If any of you care, you thank 'big baby' and Lebron for this post. Cavs sweep Atlanta ; Dallas avoids sweep by squeezing by Denver ; Houston and L.A. and Boston and Orlando are both tied at 2-2 a piece.Hope you liked the coverage. If you are alive you have already seen this but still it's what makes postseason play so special, unlikely heros coming up big in the clutch. On a side not, the little fat kid that got shoved after the shot is demanding an apology. Here is the story via the 'Barstool'. What did you expect junior, you were in the big mans way.




Orlando Sentinel - Let the drama begin. Orlando Magic fan Ernest Provetti is demanding an apology from Glen “Big Baby” Davis after the Celtics’ thrilling Game 4 win in Orlando Sunday. Why exactly? Provetti said Davis shoved his 12-year-old son Nicholas with such force after Davis made a game-winning jumper, that Nicholas’ baseball cap catapulted into the air and his son dove into his courtside seat. Provetti sent an e-mail to the NBA League office this morning. He said Davis crossed the line, literally, and embarrassed his son. “The NBA makes it clear to not cross the sideline,” he said in a telephone interview. “If I cross that line, the NBA will take away my tickets. It’s a double standard.” In the e-mail, Provetti said Davis conducted himself like a “raging animal with no regard for fans’ personal safety.” Provetti moved to Orlando from New Jersey last year and is opening another branch to his toy company, Team Trinity. He was previously a fan of the Celtics because he watched Boston Celtics coach Doc Rivers as a former player for the New York Knicks from 1992-94. Provetti saw the video clip online this morning. He did not think it was funny. “How do you like to be a 12-year-old and see a raging lunatic coming at you?”

HAHA! Is this not the most pathetic thing you’ve ever heard of in your life? Hey fat kid wake up! Don’t sit in the front row like an asshole when Big Baby is coming through. And don’t blame us that the Celtics gave you and your precious little “Beat Boston” shirt a facial. Just chalk it up to a life lesson. Because the sooner you realize that Boston rules and you suck the better off you’ll be. So go home, shut up, lay off the ding dongs and cry in your pillow like the little pussy you are because this series is over. Bottom line is that if anybody deserves an apology here it’s me for having to read this garbage.



PS - Free Barstool hat to anybody who can make sense of this quote;

He was previously a fan of the Celtics because he watched Boston Celtics coach Doc Rivers as a former player for the New York Knicks from 1992-94.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

All I will say about the kid that got shoved is the dad sucked it up and the dad told it like it was. And that is he was wrong, and i personally appreciate that. He was caught up in the moment and acted like a dumbass, but Big Baby did apologize(he did not have to) and that just goes to show you a few years in the sec will teach you more things than you think. I will say big baby is doing more in the nba than anybody thought he would and boston is LUCKY to have him. But seriously kid stay in your seat you could have been injured, injured bad as my main man on the blue cross email says.