Monday, May 18, 2009

Mustache Obituary


In a world of cynicism, the mustache stood out. Some call it bravery, some stupidity, others well, they just didn't know what to call it. Nearly a month into its inception, the mustache's life came to a tragic end with the decisive work of a razor known in the grooming world as a Gillette Mac 3 Turbo. The mustache had a good life, it was a gambler and right it should have been as it was brought into this unique world on a gamble. A gamble lost! So with a humble heart and a clean face, I bid farewell and adieu to the mustache. Long live its power, it charm, its mystique, and its shadiness. The mustache did not appeal to all, but it appealed to some. And while friends were lost, new ones were made and people got to see a person who legitimately has big f#$king balls because that mustache was rocked with blatant disregard for human life. The mustache drew no quarter and asked for none as well. The mustache took things as they came and accepted the reactions he got and gave them back when it could. But like all good things, they must come to an end and it was time for a new chapter in Crockett's life. What is that you say? Who knows? But for now it will be mustache free. Au revoir la Moustache, au revoir!!

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